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You mean this?:Bubba wrote:Can someone see if my fanfic is still there? I forgot to save anything Bubba said.
Need anything else?Bubs wrote:Leti II reclaned in his big car and looked at the thronged masses around him. "Silly humans," the worm thougth to himself. "They believe me when I tell them I am the one turd God. But only I know that I lie, and thus I am a tool of the Deciever." That last part Leto only thought, because moneo was there and he didnt want him to hear it.
"Shall we visit Hwi at the marriage-place, my Lord, or would you like to go and eat some dirt?" asked Moneo in his gay-like high voice. Leto was wishing htat he had re-made Moeno like The Duncan, because he could have the Tilaxu fix that annoying voice.
"No Moneo, said Leto. Now that we have visited this planet, Planet Calvary, I would like to speak to the people and tell tehm some Good News." "Can you pull this car over at the temple?" said Leto.
But of course sir. "Let me speak to the driver."
The big fat car that was used to haul around Leto's big self pulled into a parking lot. Leto II did not have to pay the hourly rate in spice essence, because he was believed to be the Lord. Actually the car could park underground, so it didnt even matter at all.
When Leto went upstairs to the main temple of planet Calvary, the worshippers thronged around him. He said "I have good news to share! I am the one true God.!!!" Tehe worshippers believed everything that he said. "Once I was a man, then I did a lot of spice (drugs) and then I became as a God, and you worshpped me from afar, nad now I am here!"
"YES! Yelled the worshippers. Some of htem were falling down, but some were not shoutting. This angered Leto, so he looked crossly at them and they left. Leto could not hear them because super-hearing was not one of his abilities, but they said "This tool of teh Beast does not look like God. I spit on him. I will go to Heaven fo sure now!!!!!!" And they left.
Wehn the audience was over Mohiam walked up to Leto and said "You know that you are not the One True God, don't you? If anyone has good news, it is I." Leto was angered by this too, so he stopped walking forward. "what the heck are you dong on Planet Calvary, anyway?" said Leto. "I have come to confront you, Lord Leto. YOu are the tool of Satan and you will make everyone who believes i you go to Aitch - E - Double-Toothpicks. Yes, that spells HELL! I cant let that happen because I know who God really is."
"Enough! MOneo remove this drug addled whore from my presence" Leto screamed.
"OK. Come here whore." Money grabbed her and put her in irons. He shoved somehting in her mouth to keep her from using that voice too. "I hate her voice and his too," Leto thought. He sounds gay and she is a typical shrew whore.
Once she was in jail, Leto went to see Hwi. "Hello Hwi" said Leto to Hwi. "I have travelled long to see you. If I had feet, I would allow you to annoint them for me with rose waters. I also dont like water now."
"I know," Hwi replied.
"But you may serve me any way, for you are my wife and that is yoru duty. I desire dirt to feed upon and grow strong."
"Whatever my Lord wishes," Hwi said very, very, very subserviently.
"Wife," Leto said. "I have had some problems in town. It seems taht not all hte humans there think that I am the one true God. Did I not deliver a list of Ten Commandments (they were fake) for them to live by? Have I not iposed the Piece of Leto upon them so that they are now happy because ther wars are finally, finally over? It just doesnt make any darn sense!" Just then Leto farted really loud! (LOL)! It was nasty and sounded like a hershey's chocolate suryp bottle when it gets empty. Leto screamed! "OW! That dirt you gave me must have had some water in it! Now my butt burns with lots of pain! I will fix you!"
"Hwi shiverred in fear. "Not the punishment again!" Just then the floor broke and Leto and Hwi died. They landed on top of Moneo and Mohiam. Everyone died, but Mohiam went to heaven only. Everyone else went to HELL!
Bubba was hilarious, and his fan-fic a work of art.Bubba wrote:
Eat it, suckas!
Can someone see if my fanfic is still there? I forgot to save anything Bubba said.
Though if truth be told, my favorite was when I called DN the "Land of Milk and Money!"
And I'm sorry to any Jews or Catholics that Bubba made fun of. Though I'm sure he meant every word he said about the New Agers, and Anthony. I hope anyone who was offended knows I didn't mean those dumb things I/Bubba said.
Sloey? I love you.
Mandy honey, even I have started posting over there. Doing some recon and stuff.Mandy wrote:Man.. I miss out on all the fun by not registering over there.
Personally, I would have laid off the mispelling more. When I realized just how many words in the English language Bubba butchered and how badly he butchered them, I figured out he was just trying to cause trouble, since nobody (please god, nobody) can be that stupid. But hey, Bubba seemed to have worked well enough. Got a fair amount of people hooked 
Freakzilla wrote:I knew it!
Genius!Hey!Star Dust wrote:what with the horrible spelling.
So many boards.. so little timeStar Dust wrote:Mandy honey, even I have started posting over there. Doing some recon and stuff.Mandy wrote:Man.. I miss out on all the fun by not registering over there.
I assure you it was tongue-in-cheek. But surely you must know that, at times, you're spelling is...original?Omphalos wrote:Hey!Star Dust wrote:what with the horrible spelling.
What's that mean?
Well, like I said...somewhere, in the last few days. I have no spell check on my office computer. And Im a lazy ass. So no, no offense taken.Star Dust wrote:I assure you it was tongue-in-cheek. But surely you must know that, at times, you're spelling is...original?Omphalos wrote:Hey!Star Dust wrote:what with the horrible spelling.
What's that mean?
Hope I didn't offend.
It's a damn good thing I'm so perfect that I can criticize you, ain't it?Omphalos wrote:Well, like I said...somewhere, in the last few days. I have no spell check on my office computer. And Im a lazy ass. So no, no offense taken.Star Dust wrote:I assure you it was tongue-in-cheek. But surely you must know that, at times, you're spelling is...original?Omphalos wrote:Hey!Star Dust wrote:what with the horrible spelling.
What's that mean?
Hope I didn't offend.
Go look, I was damn near pissing myself with laughterGamePlayer wrote:I admit, reading the threads with Bubba is one thing I would likely regret about avoiding DN. But that's not nearly enough to get me to go back.
And when Sole Man got mad at him:The sad fact is that immigrants take food out of the mouths of American babies and nursing mothers. How is someone supposed to work if some ilegal immigrant from Los Salvador will do their job ofr much less money and no benefits. They cannot all be fruity pickers, can then? No! And they come here and dillute our culture and our way of life too. Im ean, they should be entitled to thier own way of life, but not here, not on my watch!
I was going to remind Sole Man to get his ass over to Jacurutu the day I was banned again. Too bad I didn't get to do that.Put aside your anger, Sole Man. No matter what you say, I love you. I love you, Sole Man. I love you because Jesus told me to love you, and he loves you too.
hmmmm.....SandChigger wrote:Yeah, someone tell that little shit again to get his misspelling butt over to Jacurutu.
Los Salvador )Bubba was Omph?
I get the bad spelling (were all idiots, great. ).
What was the point of the religious jabber?
That was just to annoy people. In other words, your basic troll.
hmmm...
i'm not so sure. any evidence to back this up?
i'm sure byron knows for sure, but i doubt he'll shed any light on this.
or will he?
_________________Evidence that Bubba was really Omphalos? Yes.
Evidence that the motivation for this was to annoy people? Yes.
Quote:
"i'm sure byron knows for sure, but i doubt he'll shed any light on this. or will he?"
That's up to Byron.
Fantômas'oneeyedunicornhunter, the individual formerly known here as Omphalos has admitted he was Bubba on another site (the BBS he runs).
_________________To get someone upset enough to spew out curses so they get banned.
Plans within plans.
They will try again. Very childish games they play, and not even play fair.
I would really like to talk to Mr. U.S. Attorney and ask WTF!
Imagine a U.S. Attorney behaving in this matter; now is my turn, thread lightly!
P.S. You're on thin ice liar!
_________________Well well, look at who is most indignant about Bubba. Hyppo, the person who finds it acceptable to lie to members on her forum and open private emails but is too spineless to admit it, and Fantomas, who finds it amusing to call gays chi chi man.
He took you for a ride and injecte a bit of much-needed humour on here. You were had good and proper, deal with it.
I think that was Fantomas saying that. (?)A Thing of Eternity wrote:I was laughing my ass off at that. Who the hell is she talking to tread lightly? Thin ice? WTF does that mean?
Oh, that explains why it makes no sense. I still have no clue who that was supposed to be directed at.Omphalos wrote:I think that was Fantomas saying that. (?)A Thing of Eternity wrote:I was laughing my ass off at that. Who the hell is she talking to tread lightly? Thin ice? WTF does that mean?
My good Freind? Omphalos? Why would he...Becuase He never could!
That explains it! When Bubba first came here, He said that he thought me and him were "freinds," despite the fact I already insulted him several times. Omphalos wanted me to jion over at Jacrutu, or Arrakeen, or some other place, but I said I wouldn't leave this board! He must've figurerd he could annoy me enough o get me to say something that would get me banned to get me to go over to the other board. Makes perfect sense!
Why am I the central figure here? Becuase I am that self-obbessed!
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I'm a Sole Man.
I was never here
Oh my God, Orangefantamas is as insane as Hyppo. Looks like another on-line romance is about to blossom. Time to dust off my fanfic pen, I think.Omphalos wrote:OrangeFantamas has turned up at HA, and boy is he pissed about something.
Proably what I said about the Catholics. Poor kid just doesnt get the joke.
http://houseatreides2.freeforums.org/is ... 0.html#673
SandChigger wrote:Are you saying it was over the top, then?
I really can't tell anymore....
Things are a bit......different in the high desert.Robspierre wrote:SandChigger wrote:Are you saying it was over the top, then?
I really can't tell anymore....
Dude, over the top is a monkey fucking a football while getting diddled from behind by a man dressed like Barney while listening to Michael Jackson's thriller.
Rob
Makes a huge chage from sitting on her fat arse in front of a computer screen.Cool personality crisis 8) there there many legged one all will be well in the mourning.SandChigger wrote:I really can't tell anymore....
Um...OK, Rob, if you say so....Robspierre wrote:Dude, over the top is a monkey fucking a football while getting diddled from behind by a man dressed like Barney while listening to Michael Jackson's thriller.SandChigger wrote:Are you saying it was over the top, then?
I really can't tell anymore....
Rob
Ya THINK?Omphalos wrote:Things are a bit......different in the high desert.
) )Omphalos wrote:Things are a bit......different in the high desert.Robspierre wrote:SandChigger wrote:Are you saying it was over the top, then?
I really can't tell anymore....
Dude, over the top is a monkey fucking a football while getting diddled from behind by a man dressed like Barney while listening to Michael Jackson's thriller.
Rob
That is how I took it. She started doing it after I changed the boardware here so that when ever anyone typed her name correctly it was automatically changed to Hyppo.Mandy wrote:Omph + fallacy = Omphalucy (I think)
I figured it was her adding Lucy to the end to make it a girls name.Omphalos wrote:That is how I took it. She started doing it after I changed the boardware here so that when ever anyone typed her name correctly it was automatically changed to Hyppo.Mandy wrote:Omph + fallacy = Omphalucy (I think)
I think Sole Man already copyrighted Omphalus.A Thing of Eternity wrote:I figured it was her adding Lucy to the end to make it a girls name.Omphalos wrote:That is how I took it. She started doing it after I changed the boardware here so that when ever anyone typed her name correctly it was automatically changed to Hyppo.Mandy wrote:Omph + fallacy = Omphalucy (I think)
Shame she's missing out on the much more than obvious mean change that could be made to your name.
...And she can't use a word she knows NOTHING about...Omphalos wrote:I think Sole Man already copyrighted Omphalus.A Thing of Eternity wrote:I figured it was her adding Lucy to the end to make it a girls name.Omphalos wrote:That is how I took it. She started doing it after I changed the boardware here so that when ever anyone typed her name correctly it was automatically changed to Hyppo.Mandy wrote:Omph + fallacy = Omphalucy (I think)
Shame she's missing out on the much more than obvious mean change that could be made to your name.
Would you consider that more entertaining than reading a Dune prequel/sequel?Robspierre wrote:Dude, over the top is a monkey fucking a football while getting diddled from behind by a man dressed like Barney while listening to Michael Jackson's thriller.
Rob
You said it. WOW. Anyone who hasn't popped over there and looked at the Writing Critique thread where Byron and Ultra Spice are arguing with pretty much everyone else about whether or not rocket engines can indeed break lightspeed should really go look. It's amazing. It's an orgy of ignorance. It's: IDIOT-SIGN THE LIKES OF WHICH GOD HAS NEVER SEEN!SandChigger wrote: God, Byron is such a joke now.
Several times today I've started to reply to that thread, but I figure if I have to explain to Byron what striking random particles at FTL speeds has to do with space travel I may as well just hit myself in the head with a hammer.A Thing of Eternity wrote:You said it. WOW. Anyone who hasn't popped over there and looked at the Writing Critique thread where Byron and Ultra Spice are arguing with pretty much everyone else about whether or not rocket engines can indeed break lightspeed should really go look. It's amazing. It's an orgy of ignorance. It's: IDIOT-SIGN THE LIKES OF WHICH GOD HAS NEVER SEEN!SandChigger wrote: God, Byron is such a joke now.
I wish Byron had gotten involved when I started that thread (and wasn't banned) there are so many things I'd love to be saying right now. Oh well, I'll just watch and laugh.
I have to limit how often I go look, I've actually started to get shakes when I read his answers, the guy is so deluded and confused it's actually deeply disturbing. He just doesn't understand that Relativity ALLOWS FTL. It just doesn't allow accelerating to FTL. I really doubt anyone could explain it to him in a way that he'd understand. Foldspace (whether explained as hyperdrive or wormhole) makes infinitly more sense than rockets that go faster than light.Freakzilla wrote:Several times today I've started to reply to that thread, but I figure if I have to explain to Byron what striking random particles at FTL speeds has to do with space travel I may as well just hit myself in the head with a hammer.A Thing of Eternity wrote:You said it. WOW. Anyone who hasn't popped over there and looked at the Writing Critique thread where Byron and Ultra Spice are arguing with pretty much everyone else about whether or not rocket engines can indeed break lightspeed should really go look. It's amazing. It's an orgy of ignorance. It's: IDIOT-SIGN THE LIKES OF WHICH GOD HAS NEVER SEEN!SandChigger wrote: God, Byron is such a joke now.
I wish Byron had gotten involved when I started that thread (and wasn't banned) there are so many things I'd love to be saying right now. Oh well, I'll just watch and laugh.
someone tell Byron to read Tau Zero, then come back and apologize.Freakzilla wrote:Several times today I've started to reply to that thread, but I figure if I have to explain to Byron what striking random particles at FTL speeds has to do with space travel I may as well just hit myself in the head with a hammer.A Thing of Eternity wrote:You said it. WOW. Anyone who hasn't popped over there and looked at the Writing Critique thread where Byron and Ultra Spice are arguing with pretty much everyone else about whether or not rocket engines can indeed break lightspeed should really go look. It's amazing. It's an orgy of ignorance. It's: IDIOT-SIGN THE LIKES OF WHICH GOD HAS NEVER SEEN!SandChigger wrote: God, Byron is such a joke now.
I wish Byron had gotten involved when I started that thread (and wasn't banned) there are so many things I'd love to be saying right now. Oh well, I'll just watch and laugh.
Oh hell yes.Freakzilla wrote:Would you consider that more entertaining than reading a Dune prequel/sequel?Robspierre wrote:Dude, over the top is a monkey fucking a football while getting diddled from behind by a man dressed like Barney while listening to Michael Jackson's thriller.
Rob
You called it:Sparafucile wrote:Yeah, but no matter what evidence anyone could bring to the table, he would just cop out with his 'Who knows what technology they discovered so far in the future' which is an extremely weak argument at best.
boardadmin wrote:dominos wrote: argument that a ship could use rocket propulsion to accelerate to or past light speed, the authors still messed up big time by forgetting that there shouldn’t be any g-forces because the people had the tech to counteract them (artificial grav and anti grav)!
Perhaps there was partial counteraction. Perhaps there is a small delay in jumping to lightspeed and the brief sensation of G-forces. This is a lame argument. There are so many future possibilities that your argument falls apart.
Freakzilla wrote:You called it:Sparafucile wrote:Yeah, but no matter what evidence anyone could bring to the table, he would just cop out with his 'Who knows what technology they discovered so far in the future' which is an extremely weak argument at best.
boardadmin wrote:dominos wrote: argument that a ship could use rocket propulsion to accelerate to or past light speed, the authors still messed up big time by forgetting that there shouldn’t be any g-forces because the people had the tech to counteract them (artificial grav and anti grav)!
Perhaps there was partial counteraction. Perhaps there is a small delay in jumping to lightspeed and the brief sensation of G-forces. This is a lame argument. There are so many future possibilities that your argument falls apart.
) OK, sure, I'm not a physicist but I have done a bit of reading in this area and think I have a pretty good gasp of the basic concepts. Nothing I've seen from that thread (I have someone feeding me quotes) convinces me that Byron can say the same. "In the future we'll be able to do this and that and the other thing!" is the lame argument, if this and that and the other thing are thought to be physically impossible according to our current understanding of the universe. ) added to the Duniverse and Frank's grandson making a fool of himself for all the world (that cares) to see. ). ) )And the way Byron went from thse kinds of dumbass statements:Dune Nerd wrote:It seems that KJA has taken over Byron's account again. Every couple of months it doesn't sound like Byron it sounds just like KJA being his typical prick self.
Anyone else ever noticed that?
I am still convinced Byron is an ass hat but sometimes he goes over the top to ultra ass hat.
[/i]Lasguns? Lasgun/Shield interaction?Nekhrun wrote:Speaking of Byron's future argument...I wonder if in the future there will be some kind of device that keeps shit novels from ruining the Dune franchise. Science will make some wonderful advances in the next 10,000 years.