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2003: Writers Write Interview

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Writers Write (Sept/Oct 2003)


A Conversation With Kevin J. Anderson
by Claire E. White


Ever since he was a little boy growing up in the tiny town of Oregon, Wisconsin,
Kevin J. Anderson knew that he wanted to be a writer. Now an internationally bestselling author,
Kevin remembers his childhood environment as "a cross between a Ray Bradbury short story and a
Norman Rockwell painting." After watching The War of the Worlds on TV, a five year-old Kevin
was hooked. He was so moved by the film that the next day he took a notepad and drew pictures
of scenes from the film, spread them out on the floor, and told the story out loud. He never deviated
from his goal of being an author and, in fact, was remarkably driven to achieve his goals. He began
submitting short stories for publication while he was in high school. He never let rejection or
disappointment stand in his way, collecting over 750 rejection slips and a trophy as "The Writer
with No Future" because he could produce more rejection slips by weight than any other writer at
an entire conference.

After college, where he studied physics and astronomy, Kevin worked in California for twelve years
as a technical writer and editor at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, one of the nation's
largest research facilities. Although he had a full-time job, he wrote nights and weekends, publishing
his first novel at the age of 25. After he had published ten of his own science fiction novels to wide
critical acclaim and many award nominations, he came to the attention of Lucasfilm, and was
offered the chance at writing Star Wars novels. His Star Wars Jedi Academy trilogy became the
three top-selling science fiction novels of 1994. He has also completed numerous other projects for
Lucasfilm, including the 14-volumes in the New York Times bestselling Young Jedi Knights series
(co-written with his wife Rebecca Moesta). He currently has over eleven million of his books in
print.

Kevin recently signed the largest science fiction contract in publishing history, to write the prequels
to Frank Herbert's SF epic Dune. Each book sold for seven figures. The three immediate prequels
to Dune were House Atreides, House Harkonnen and House Corrino. Now, he and co-author
Brian Herbert, son of Frank Herbert, are writing three more prequels, which take place earlier in
time than the "House" series: The Butlerian Jihad (Tor), The Machine Crusades (Tor) and The
Battle of Corrin (Tor). After The Battle of Corrin is published in 2004, Kevin and Brian will work
on the sequels to the original six Dune novels, which ended on a cliffhanger due to the death of
Frank Herbert.

Kevin's most recent solo project is an epic SF series, The Saga of the Seven Suns, published by
Warner Books. The first two books in the series are Hidden Empire and A Forest of Stars. The
third book in the series, Horizon Storms, is due out in hardcover in 2004. The books are set in
Earth's future, when humans have moved out into the stars, with the help of the ancient alien race,
the Ildirans, only to find out that the universe is more dangerous than they ever imagined. The series
is receiving rave reviews, and is likely to land on future lists of SF classics. Publisher's Weekly says
of A Forest of Stars: "He weaves action, romance and science with a rousing plot reflecting the
classic SF of Clarke and Herbert and the glossy cinematic influence of Lucas and
Spielberg…..Sparked with surprises, enriched by ecological issues that laypersons can appreciate,
this saga soars as it exposes the inner and external roots of war."

Unlike some epic SF or fantasy books, which tend to drag on for chapters before anything
interesting happens, his books will hook you by the first page. It is this ability to create an instant
connection between the reader and his characters which may explain his immense popularity with
his loyal fans.

He is known for his ability to create complex and interesting characters, fast-moving plots and his
subtle sense of humor. He works at a pace that most writers would consider daunting: he is
incredibly prolific. Most people think of writing as a sedentary activity, but not Kevin Anderson. He
hikes through the Colorado Rocky Mountains as he dictates his current book into a hand-held tape
recorder.

A world traveler, gourmet cook and avid hiker, Kevin lives in Colorado with his family. Kevin
spoke to us about the Saga of the Seven Suns, his road to becoming a bestselling author and why
he never even considered quitting, even when the rejection slips were piling up. He also talks about
his deep love for Frank Herbert's SF classic, Dune, and why he and Brian Herbert feel that Frank
Herbert is watching over them beneficently, as they continue his legacy.



What did you like to read when you were a little boy?

When I was a little boy, I was utterly enamored with science fiction and fantasy,especially monster
movies and superhero cartoons. I read comic books and Robert Heinlein and Andre Norton, who
was one of my favorite science fiction authors. The first adult novel that I read was H. G. Wells' The
Time Machine when I was eight or nine years old. I read it because I had seen the movie, and was
so thrilled with it that I wanted to read more about the Morlocks. The first real experience I
remember with this genre was watching the movie, War of the Worlds. I connected with H. G.
Wells from the very beginning. I was five years old and that was the point at which I decided that
this was the stuff was for me: the giant Martians blasting with their heat rays and dying because the
germs killed them at the end. To a five year old, that took the cake. That was just the coolest thing I
had ever seen. Somehow, right then, I made up my mind that I wanted to be involved in that. That is
the main stuff that I read, although I went through plenty of history and adventure stories too. But
science fiction was always my great love. As I grew up, I read most of H. G. Wells, and all the
science fiction books in my local library. I'm very well-versed in Isaac Asimov, Ray Bradbury and
Arthur C. Clarke. I went to the beginning and started with the A's and proceeded through the
library. I read Frank Herbert's Dune when I was twelve years old. That was the best thing I'd ever
read. That was a great influence on me because I wanted to be a writer and Frank Herbert was the
perfect writer for science fiction Not only did he create terrific alien worlds and monsters and
characters, he also had second and third order stuff in it as well, that you got if you really paid
attention: all the politics, the economics and the "wheels within wheels" plots. I learned a lot about
writing and plotting from studying his writing. I sold my very first novel when I was twenty-four or
twenty-five years old called Resurrection, Inc.. It was not a copy of Frank Herbert, but it was
clearly influenced by his work, with all the politics and the complicated plot. I had decided that I
was going to send Frank Herbert the first signed copy of my very first book. So I got his home
address. The book was then bought by Signet. But by the time that the book was brought out in
paperback, nine months later or so, Frank Herbert had died of cancer. I just missed him. I was
never able to send him the book and tell him how much I enjoyed his work. I guess I got the second
best thing now that I'm writing Dune books myself with Frank Herbert's notes and with Frank
Herbert's son.





Maybe he knows somehow.

Actually, it's weird. We think that maybe somehow he does know, with all of these strange
coincidences that keep happening to us. We're very thrilled with it. Brian and I feel that this is the
thing that we were born to do. And since I was always such a fan of Dune, it's amazing. If I could
go back in time and tell my younger self that eventually that I'd become very successful writing Dune
books after Frank Herbert's death, I would have laughed myself silly, I think, at how strange that
prospect would be.





What else would you go back and tell your 16 year-old self?

Oddly enough, I wouldn't go back and give myself encouragement, because that wasn't necessary. I
never, not for a nanosecond, doubted that I was going to become a writer. I always knew that I
wanted to be a writer. I always knew that everything else I was doing in my life was leading up to it:
every job that I had I was learning something that I would later apply to my writing. I went to
college and took some creative writing classes, but my main focus was taking classes in physics,
astronomy, history and sociology because I felt that was the stuff that I needed to know before I
wrote books. I already had the mechanics, but I didn't have the ingredients. So, I wouldn't need to
go back in time and tell myself "Keep at it, you'll eventually be successful," or anything like that, but
I think that is something I would love to do and say to myself, "You know what, Kevin? You're
going to be writing Star Wars someday and you're going to write more Dune books using Frank
Herbert's own notes. "





You probably wouldn't believe yourself.

I wouldn't believe it, because I'm not just a successful writer in the science fiction genre, I'm am just
the geekiest fan boy in my heart. To think that I can pick up the phone and call Harlan Ellison or
that I get letters from Arthur C. Clarke is just about as cool as it gets.





What did your parents think when you got so interested in writing?

Well, they thought it was great as long as it was a hobby. My dad is a bank president and my mom
was an accountant and they didn't think that seeking the life of a freelance writer was very practical,
you see. Of course, I was just as determined to do it. They made me think in a realistic fashion.
They could make their nice little arguments that, no, I wouldn't make enough money to live on and
so forth. Because I was freelance writing in high school and college: I sold articles and short stories.
My total year's income from working as hard as I possibly could from writing went from like $30
one year to about $70 the next year. And it made me realize that maybe you couldn't really pay the
rent that way. So they taught me that I needed to make sure that I had a solid enough day job that I
enjoyed so that I could keep writing during the evenings and the weekends. I did several interesting
jobs, working in restaurants, I worked at a lab rat farm, feeding and watering all these rats. Then I
got a full-time job as a technical writer for a large scientific research laboratory: Lawrence
Livermore.





Did you work on any classified projects there?

Oh, lots of them. I could you tell you about them, but I'd have to shoot you afterwards. No, the
great secret behind classified projects is that most of them are so utterly boring and uninteresting
that James Bond wouldn't even take a second look at them.





Seriously?

Yes, the thing that makes something classified in a document is a number after a decimal point on a
table on page 43 of a 300 pages document because it has something to do with a nuclear cross-
section or something like that. There aren't folders full of stuff like secret stealth airplanes that are
being built in Area 51 or something like that. In fact, I don't think I've ever worked on anything that
was interesting and classified. But because of my background in physics and astronomy, and
because I had a minor in Russian history (and this was at the time when the big Cold War was going
on) and because I had a lot of freelance writing credits, I walked right into this job as a technical
writer for a big research laboratory. I loved doing it. If you have to have a day job, this was a great
one. I had an ID badge and a security clearance to go through the gate to go into a huge laboratory
with the largest lasers in the world, the world's first supercomputer banks, energy research, and
genetics research. It's like a huge toy store for somebody who's interested in science fiction. So I
got to spend all of my time everyday at work reading and editing papers about cutting-edge
technical research and getting paid for it. Then I'd go home at night and turn what I learned into
science fiction stories.





That must have come in handy to get into the mindset for writing in the X-Files universe.

I did some stuff for the X-Files that are directly lifted from my daily work at Lawrence Livermore. I
wrote a book with my frequent co-author, Doug Beason, called Virtual Destruction, which is a
murder mystery set in the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. We thought having a crime
investigator working inside this environment where people are classifying things and cleaning up
things so that the investigator can't see classified material made for an interesting murder mystery.
I've used that experience for quite a bit of good effect in five or six books.





Did you come home from your day job and write every night and every weekend?

Yes. Every spare second I would write, somehow. On my lunch hour, too. That's where I met my
wife. She was my copyeditor at Lawrence Livermore. She wanted to be writer, too, but found that
after editing and writing all day long, she came home so exhausted she just wanted to watch TV or
veg out. But for me, I was writing all day long, but I kind of felt like it was practice and I got to do
the real stuff when I got home. I was much more interested in writing a short story for Analog or
anther magazine than writing this lengthy technical report for the International Society of Respiratory
Protection. (laughing)





Well, that's not surprising!

But I always had this non-stop drive. I had to keep sending stories out and every once in awhile I'd
get something accepted or get the little trickle of positive feedback like "That's something we could
publish if you would try harder." Once I finally sold my first book, at the age of 25 -- this was after
hundreds and hundreds of rejection letters -- once I got my foot in the door, it's like they grabbed
my foot and dragged the rest of my leg in. Because I rapidly got a three-book contract after that,
and consistently have sold book after book after book since then. I think now I'm up to something
like 85 different titles that I've published.





So I understand that you also won the coveted Writer With No Future award?

Yes, that was when I was going to writer's conferences. They had this contest as to who could
produce the most rejection slips. Everybody else was bringing in their little stacks in their hands and
I had to come in almost with a wheelbarrow full.





You save all your rejection slips?

Of course! One of these days I knew I was going to say, "See, I told you so!" To get back to my
work with Dune and Frank Herbert's notes, in Frank Herbert's notes and folders, Brian and I found
Frank's rejection slips. We found out that Dune -- the bestselling science fiction novel ever written,
which has won the Hugo, the Nebula and is basically the science fiction version of The Lord of the
Rings, basically as good as it gets -- was rejected twenty-three times. So you look at these
rejection slips and you think, "I guess I have a way to go on my own."





I'd like to talk about the Saga of the Seven Suns now. First off, I was struck by what a huge
project this is. It's really incredible what a huge undertaking it is. How did this project come into
being?


Well, first, it's just so much fun to do. I'm just having a blast with it. Terry Brooks, the author of the
Shannara series, is a friend of mine. George R. R. Martin is writing these big fantasy books that
have gone on for volumes. Ted Williams, Robert Jordan and Terry Goodkind all write these big, fat
fantasy series. I read them and I enjoy them, and they are very successful. One day, I stopped what
I was doing and asked, "Why is everybody doing these as fantasies? I like science fiction." Then I
thought, "Well, I'll do it then." What I did is I tried to pull together everything -- and I mean
everything -- that I loved about science fiction, from Asimov to Zelazny, and threw it into this giant
universe. I feel that I've been training my entire writing career to do this series. I've been learning all
the different aspects of how to juggle multiple plotlines, how to build the worlds and the
technologies and the characters, the monsters and everything, and I wanted to write something that
was all my own, because my two biggest writing successes in my writing career have been the Dune
books and the Star Wars books. Dune has all the big, epic vastness of the galaxy, with politics,
economics, intrigues and wheels within wheels plots. But they don't have any aliens or anything. Star
Wars has all the color, the humor, the action, the monsters and lots of aliens, so why not come up
with an epic storyline that has all the politics, wheels within wheels stuff from Dune, but all the color
and space battles and aliens from Star Wars, and just turn everything loose? It was like there was a
pile of kindling that was in the back of my imagination just waiting there. Once I lit it, it just flared up
and I kept getting ideas and ideas. I do a lot of hiking and walking and I carry my tape recorder
with me to dictate writing, or I just think and put down notes. I just went out for days, and I couldn't
stop talking about creating characters and building the worlds, and adding story ideas. I have
enough notes and storylines that will carry this thing out to about seven books.





Oh, excellent! I was worried it was going to end after three.

Well, I wrote the manuscript for Book 3, and it turned out to be 1400 pages long. Since the other
two books were each 700 pages long, I realized that I needed to re-write it and change the climax a
little bit. So, I have effectively now written both Book 3 and Book 4. I've got the outline for Book 5
and I know what's going to happen at least through Book 6. But because the thing grows so much,
I don't know exactly where the story will break.





Let's start with the first book in the series, The Hidden Empire. Now that was a first chapter that
(literally) opened with a bang. It's just an amazing opening.


I blow up a planet in the first sentence or so, don't I? (laughing)




Well, at least in the first paragraph. The humans blow up a gas giant to turn it into a sun, using a
device called the Klikiss torch. That's an amazing scene. How did you create it? I understand you
had a little bit of help?


I envisioned doing it, and I have a physics and astronomy background. Another friend of mine is
Greg Benford; he and I wrote a short story together and a pretty substantial outline for a novel
together that we hope to do someday. Greg is a big Ph.D./physics/astronomy guy and I knew I
wanted to basically turn a gas giant planet into a small sun to warm up the small moons around it, so
people could terraform it. So we sat around on a hotel balcony with a bottle of wine and tried to
figure out how you would go about blowing up a planet. That's the kind of conversations science
fiction writers have when they get together. We don't talk about football or anything like that.





Like how to beam a neutron star into the center of the gas giant. That was so cool.

If you have the means to do what I described to do, the physics actually works. Because that's
another thing. I have enough of a science background that it has to at least make sense. I don't have
people opening their helmets in space and trying to breathe vacuum for awhile or some of the other
bizarre things I've read in bad science fiction books. Even in my Star Wars books, I threw in details
to explain some of the stuff that looked like it was a science glitch. The famous Imperial ships - the
Tie Fighters, as they fly along, they have this weird roaring noise that they make. But of course you
don't make any noise in space, because there's no air. So I threw in a line that the engines in the
Imperial ships always made this strange feedback noise in the communication systems of all the
other ships that they were near, so that makes scientific sense, even though it might not be rigidly
accurate, at least it makes more sense than the ships making that noise in empty space.





The way you set up the different cultures in the Seven Suns Saga is so incredible. Let's start with
the Hanseatic League. That's where we (Earth) would be far into the future -- we have a figurehead
king, the church has been consolidated and humanity is moving outward to the stars. What are some
of the things that went into your decision to create Earth's future as the Hanseatic League?


I wanted the feel in these books to be like an epic fantasy, with kings, queens, dukes and court
politics, but of course like what I was explaining before, about making the science make sense, you
have to make the politics make sense, too. You can't just say, "One hundred years in the future
we've now got a king ruling the earth." But if you look at the British royal family and take away the
scandals and the goofy stuff that's going on, people love to have this king to look up to -- the royals
are like celebrities. And I thought, "If you're going to have a big boring commercial consortium that
is run by the chairman of the board and diplomatic people, that's not going to make very good
press, that's not going to keep people in this large expanding Empire happy. They need somebody
whose face is printed on the dollar bill --





Whose attractive face, I assume --

(laughing), yes, whose attractive face. The chairman of Sony is not on the Japanese currency. The
people need someone they can rally around. I thought that you could just make up somebody. I
remember watching a commercial, and there was Tony the Tiger as the spokesperson. I thought,
"Well, why wouldn't a giant, commercial government come up with their own spokesman, who is
designed to be attractive and fatherly, and people would listen to what he says?" So that's how I
came up with the idea of a figurehead king, but he doesn't ever actually do anything because all the
decisions are actually made by this consortium. In my story, the next king, unfortunately for him, is
actually very smart and wants to do something because all the people think he's the one making the
decisions. When things start going bad, the politicians want King Peter to take the fall for all these
bad things. He realizes that if he's going to take the fall for all the bad decisions he never agreed with
in the first place, he might as well start making the decisions for himself. Which does not go over
very well with the people who have been running the show all along. That's kind of a standard
"powers behind the throne wanting to manipulate the king," although here the king wants to make his
own decisions. That in itself, is sort of a classic fantasy storyline or historical storyline.





Let's talk about the man behind the throne: Basil Wenceslas. What a great character. Is it Bay´-
sil or Bah´-sil?


It's Basil (bah´-sil), like Basil on Fawlty Towers. One of my very favorite things to do is to write
bad guys. Because I learned that bad guys never think of themselves as the bad guy. They always
think that they are doing the right thing. You can't just have some cackling guy saying "I want to take
over the world because, well, I don't know, but I just want to take over the world." Or, "I'm going
to tie you to the railroad tracks, Nell, because I am EVIL." That doesn't work. You have to
understand why they are doing things. In a certain sense, this guy -- who is one of the most evil
people in the book -- he's not really that bad at running the show, because he knows what he's
doing, he's smart and he's got the big picture in mind. He's like the Godfather, and if you read Mario
Puzo's book, he's really a pretty cool hero. That's what I wanted my bad guys to be like. I wanted
them to be suave and intelligent. I think Darth Vader is a better villain than the Emperor, because
he's conflicted and he's got more personality. I wanted my character, who is the Chairman of the
Hanseatic League, to be pulling the strings. He's got his own plan, but he doesn't have any patience
with people who won't cooperate with him because he thinks he should be running the show.





He reminded me of the Ultimate CEO.

Well that's what he's supposed to be: the Ultimate CEO.




Let's move on to the Green Priests of Theroc: another fascinating culture in the book. The Green
Priests seem to speak for nature in the story. They telepathically communicate with the WorldTrees
and tend them. Is this Nature fighting back here?


Well, it is Nature, but it's not Nature fighting back. You can still have a very happy and productive
and comfortable life if you are in a situation where you are fully cooperating with nature instead of
cutting down the rain forest to build condominiums. It's not an overboard ranting ecological
message, but because I've done these Dune books, and I'm a big outdoor hiker and mountain
climber, I think that you can get along just fine with forests and things. In the book you have a planet
where the trees are sentient and this special group of people can communicate with them. But
instead of trees walking around like the Ents in The Lord of the Rings, these trees sit there and love
to experience other things vicariously, because they have roots; they can't walk around and do
things. The Green Priests, the humans who are connected to these trees, are almost like their
ambassadors. They run around and experience things and places where the trees can't go, and the
trees themselves store all of this knowledge. So this forest is like a gigantic library or databank, and
they can tap into it to get any information they want. Because all these trees are interconnected,
when a priest takes a treeling or one of the trees with him to another planet, he can instantly
communicate with anyone else who has a tree. They are not a primitive culture, it's just that they
don't really care about wealth and technology. They are doing just fine the way they are. They are
on a planet that's like a South Sea island environment. It's very calm. The weather is nice, they
temperatures are temperate, and there is plenty of food just falling off the trees all over the place. So
they don't need to run around and colonize other planets and make fortunes for themselves. What
the Terran Hanseatic League find maddeningly ironic is that these primitive people who talk to trees
are the only ones who can communicate instantaneously across large distances. And this is the
science being realistic. You can't just send a radio message twenty-five light years away and expect
to have a regular telephone conversation. It would take twenty-five years each way. So they need
the Green Priests to do communications for them, but the Green Priests aren't really all that
interested; they have other stuff that they want to do. So that's kind of ironic, but it also makes them
become pawns in some of these larger, "wheels within wheels" plans. Overall, if you break down
the elements in Hidden Empire and the whole series, you can identify major fantasy icons that are all
through it. The Green Priests are like the tree spirits or the people living out in the forest; you also
have another group called the Roamers, who are like the Gypsies. The Ildirans, the old, dying
empire that has been around so long that they are kind of on the wane, are like the Elves.





They are beautiful and have such an interesting culture. I loved the way you described the
incredible Ildiran architecture. Did you have an artist work with you when you sketched that out?


I hired an artist to do a bunch of background work for me. His name was Igor Kordey. He was the
painter and the artist who did a wonderful Star Trek graphic novel that my wife and I wrote called
The Gorn Crisis. I loved working with Igor and as I was building this whole series, I ended up with
one hundred pages, single spaces of just notes about people, the architecture and the city. I went to
Igor and asked if he would read the outline and draw some of the things for me, so I would have a
visual reference. He read it and just went ballistic with all these neat ideas. He was faxing me like
twenty pages a day with sketches of the Prism Palace the Ildiran race, the spaceships, the costumes
that the Roamers wear and on and on. Looking at his pictures gave me ideas for other storylines
that I put back in. That's why Hidden Empire is dedicated to Igor, because he had such a terrific
influence on this whole thing. Then when I sold the series to Warner Books, I had also done a
bunch of work with DC Comics, and I took the sketches to them and said, "I would love to do a
graphic novel in this universe; isn't this cool?" They looked at Igor's sketches and the outline and
they went for it. So I wrote a graphic novel prequel, which comes out in December.





That would be Veiled Alliances?

Yes.




I have never, ever heard of anyone ever doing that in the middle of a book series.

I don't think anyone ever has done it, actually.




So what did Warner Books think about that?

Well, since DC Comics is owned by Time Warner, it all worked quite well. I looked at a lot of
other comic book companies, but that was one of the other reasons why I went to them. If you look
at the back of Hidden Empire there is an ad for the Veiled Alliances graphic novel at the end. And
when the graphic novel comes out, there will be a full-page ad for the book.





I saw the artwork. It's amazing.

This will tell you about the very first Green Priest, a woman named Madeline Robinson and her two
sons. They make an amazing discovery --- they are looking through Klikiss ruins and they
accidentally wake up the first Klikiss Robots.





Yikes! (laughing)

Yes -- Now those guys are villains!




They are so scary. Robots that lie. They lie…and boy do they have a lot to cover up.

Weren't you mad at me for leaving that cliffhanger at the end?




Oh, I was so irritated! I thought, "Wait, what's going to happen??"

But it's one of those things that's really obvious. It's right in front of your face all along that these
guys are lying. But because they are robots, the reader never suspects that they are lying.





That's so true. They are so sophisticated; they know so many things, yet somehow they "don't
remember" what happened to the Klikiss race?


You know where they came from? They are based on Gort from The Day the Earth Stood Still.
That was the scariest robot that I had ever seen. This came from a conversation that I had with
some another science fiction writer. It was about robots. How all robots look the same, like
Asimovian robots. I said that was ridiculous, because if you had an alien race that looked like
insects, then they would build robots to look like themselves, not to look like people. The author
responded, "oh cool". So I had beetle robots. My love for Godzilla movies I think also came
through there, too.





There are so many things in this series. But one of the things that was kind of shocking for
humans -- and certainly for Basil -- to come to terms with was the fact that, hey, we may not be the
center of the universe. There are lot of really great lines in the book, but one where Tasia says,
"We're like mice on the battlefield" -- referring to the fact that humans are really just onlookers to
this huge battle between titans -- was very insightful. Humans don't like to think of themselves as
just mice on the galactic battlefield.


I'm delighted that you got that. Because I had to clarify that for my Warner editor. When she was
editing it, she made a comment about "Shouldn't this be more significant -- that the humans are
getting more into it?" And my answer back to her was, "Jaime, with the humans getting into this war
(once you get into Forest of Stars and learn how incredibly big this war was) this is like
Liechtenstein threatening to get into World War II. I'm pretty sure -- because I'm already up to
Book 4 -- and I'm trying to remember what happens in each book - I think there's a scene where
the Klikiss robots want to wipe out the humans. The Hydrogues answer, "Why are you wasting
your time with these guys?" They've got their own agenda, as you'll see in Horizon Storms, the next
book.





Will Veiled Alliances go into the history of this great war that happened long before humans got
into space?


Veiled Alliances is set about one hundred years before the origins of all these books.




So we find out about the origins of this great war in the next novel, then?

Yes, you find out about it in Book 3, and you'll have a lot more questions, too.




Let's talk about the Roamers. They are rebels, they are totally independent.

Not everybody wants to be a part of the big Hanseatic League. They're doing just fine on their own.
Brian Herbert was worried a bit that the Roamers were too similar to the Fremen in Dune, but I
think their entire culture is totally different from the Fremen. They are still the renegades from
society.





I think they are different culturally -- they trade with the Hanseatic League. They way they make
their living is so incredibly dangerous, trying to mine the ekti that is the major fuel source for space
travel. It would certainly shape your culture, when everything you do is horrifyingly dangerous.


These are the guys that are literally living in the places where no one else is going to go. They'll live
on this molten planet to mine the metal. No sane person would do that. Or they are grabbing
comets and doing other types of crazy things. That's the irony that these people are treated like dirt
by the civilized society, but they are the ones that are doing all the work that no one else wants to
do. They are the illegal Mexican immigrants who do this work, and are treated like crap. But getting
back to the fantasy trope here, they are taking the "treasure" which is guarded by a "giant dragon" --
the Hydrogues, who live in the gas giants.





Let's talk about romance. Romance is definitely in the series. It's one of those subjects, where
some people think it belongs in fantasy and science fiction novels and some people think it does not.
(Mystery readers have the same debate). I thought it worked well because, ultimately, this is a story
about people.


You need the romance. It's not a book about romance, certainly. The whole plot is not about the
main characters getting into a clinch. You have to have heroic, archetypal characters and when
you're following the epic storylines, there has to be the greatest love in the universe, the star-crossed
lovers who somehow can't ever get together (you've probably noticed that storyline going through
the book).





Absolutely.

If your characters aren't "human" enough -- and I use that word to cover all the different species --
to fall in love passionately, then they aren't interesting people to read about. You need people who
are willing to go the extra mile. I just thought that it belonged in there. There is grand romance in
The Lord of the Rings. It's an important part of epic literature.





Can you give us a sneak peek into the next book?

A lot of things blow up, more people die, a lot of people don't die… (laughing) I read a lot of
books that are like this: a really long, epic series. I've done some things in this series that I paid
attention to as a fan that either I liked or didn't like from other people. One of the technical things
that you'll notice right away is that, at the beginning of Book 2, I did a summary of the story so far,
just because the books come out a year apart. If you read them when they come out, you'll want
some kind of refresher to remind you.





I like that, by the way, I think it's a very smart thing to do. It's really helpful for people, like me,
who read a lot of books.


As a reader, when I pick up Volume 4 in a series, and it's been a year since I read Volume 3, I hate
it when they jump right in, because, although I liked the previous ones, I just can't remember all the
details. The other little technical thing I put in is a very detailed glossary at the end. So if you can't
remember who somebody is, you can look it up.





I like that too. Otherwise, with these really big series, you almost need a notepad next to you as
you read to keep up with who's who.


Right. I don't think the author should make the reader do that much work to remember who
somebody is. That way the information is at your fingertips, if you need it. But it's not in the way, if
you don't need it. Book 2 starts out when I reintroduce one of the characters, I don't want to say,
"This character, who did this and that…" And go through this entire summary first.





That's tedious.

Right, I don't want it to be tedious. The books are fat enough, as it is. On a more general level,
though, reading some of these long, epic sagas, a couple of times I've gotten the impression that the
author was treading water or didn't know where he was going, or was just tying to squeeze an extra
book out of it. In every one of these books, and all you can look at now is the first two, I want to
make it so that so many things happen in them that you didn't expect would happen in this series,
that you realize that you have to read every one of them. That it's not like an "Insert Adventure
Here" novel. A lot of stuff at the end of Forest of Stars is very different than at the beginning of the
book.





The introduction of the Wentals, for example.

Yes, the water elementals, the Wentals. You've also seen the Fire elementals: the Faeros, the Air
elementals: the Hydrogues, and the Earth elementals, the Green Trees. So those are all classic
fantasy ingredients.





I can't wait to see what happens to poor Jess Tamblyn, who's floating around in an ocean, filled
with the Wentals.


Everybody was most upset about Nira, the little Green Priest, being taken off to the breeding camp.




That was actually pretty horrifying, I have to tell you. It was very upsetting to read about. If
you're writing an epic series, I suppose bad things must happen. It was pretty disturbing, though.


Well, she gets better though! Another character is her lover, J'orah, who gets his balls cut off to
become Emperor.





Boy, does he pay a big price to be Emperor, and to gain access to the thism, the telepathy that
bind the race together.


Well, wait for the next book where he has to start running everything. He, essentially, is like
someone who has been suddenly put in Hitler's shoes. He wonders "What do I do now? I can't just
shut everything down immediately -- the whole Empire will fall apart." So he's in a really fascinating
situation.





As you read the book, you do believe in the concept of the thism -- a sort of psychic connection
to every person in the Empire that only the Emperor can see the entirety of. What was so fascinating
to me was, before the coronation I was wondering how real it was…but afterwards, it becomes
quite real and important.


That scene was basically like just after FDR died, Truman being brought into the White House and
told, "Oh, by the way, we have this atomic bomb you can drop on Japan tomorrow." And the
successor's reaction is basically, "Oh, no. I didn't know about any of this stuff. Now I'm in charge?"





J'orah is such a good person coming to the throne, now he's taking over for this horribly evil
person, his father. I guess after he finds out what all his father was doing -- and why -- and he finds
out what he's made of.


You'll learn in Book 3 what's really going on and why it's happening.




How interested are you, generally speaking, in mythology?

I don't consciously study it to see what storylines I could take from it or anything, but I've read tons
of it, and I've read tons of it second hand, because I've read so much fantasy and historical fiction,
which has it kind of built in. If possible, I like to have the things that I make up be grounded in
something, instead of just off the top of my head. That's why, as I mentioned before, you can see
"now this is the dragon and these are the elves" and that kind of stuff. I try not to make it really
overt, but I at least try to know that it's there. I'm not sure if I finished one point before. I want to
make sure that you finish each book it's not just another adventure, that starts and finishes. I want
after each one, you to think, "I can't believe he did that. He killed off a main character, he's
introducing new main characters." Each book will have a lot of cliffhangers, because I like that. I
know it makes everybody crazy, but… (laughing) I will promise that the booka will come out when
they are supposed to. I won't get you hooked on this and then go away for five years for you to
wait. The first two are out, I've delivered Book 3 to the publisher, and I have a draft of Book 4
already. I know what's going to go on. I always turn in my books on time, so you can always count
on a book coming out when it's supposed to.





That's rare.

That is another thing that I learned from reading these other series. I hate it when an author gets me
hooked and leaves me dangling for way longer than he's supposed to. Leaving you dangling is one
thing if you know that next Saturday morning you'll see the next part of the serial, and they left you
on a cliffhanger. That's ok, you're supposed to wait a week, and everybody's happy. But I don't
think it's fair to leave you on a cliffhanger and then not meet your responsibilities and delay and take
five years for something to come out
.




Authors that do that run a risk here. I feel like we have this "Cultural ADD" -- people's attention
spans aren't what they used to be. They seem shorter, and you might lose those readers along the
way.


The attention spans are shorter. It used to be that if somebody was writing a 700 page book, you
would give them a couple of years to write it. You really couldn't expect it any faster than that. Now
I'm writing a 700 page book in the Seven Suns series and an 800 page book in the Dune series with
Brian every year, plus two or three other books.





Let's talk about Dune now. First off, how did your collaboration with Brian Herbert come
about? You didn't already know him, did you?


No, I didn't know him. But the science fiction community is like a small, tightly-knit dysfunctional
family. We all either know each other or have mutual friends. So it's not really hard to get in touch
with someone. I was always such a huge Dune fan, and had read all six of his books. Frank's last
Dune book was called Chapterhouse Dune and it ends on a cliffhanger. It builds up, and then it just
ends. As a Dune fan, I couldn't stand it. I mean, Frank Herbert died, so I couldn't expect him to
finish it, but his son Brian was an established science fiction writer. In fact, Frank's last published
book, entitled Man of Two Worlds, was co-written with Brian. So I knew that they had worked
together and that Brian had obviously followed in his father's footsteps. But after ten years of
waiting, I was beginning to lose hope that Brian was going to write the next Dune book that I
wanted to read. Finally, through a mutual friend, I sent a letter introducing myself. By this time, I had
quite a few credits, some award nominations, and had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files
books, so that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe
and do a good job at it. So I sent him some samples of my books and asked him if he was ever
going to write this book, because if he was, that I wanted to read it. And, if he was putting it off, or
didn't know what you were going to do the rest of the Dune story, could I help you with it or offer
my assistance -- or if you're not going to do it at all, could I do it. The first line of my letter was,
"What you just heard was a shot in the dark." Because I had finally convinced myself that I had
nothing to lose anyway. If he said no, well that was all there would be to it. But Brian called me a
little later after he received the letter and -- not surprisingly, although I didn't think of it at the time --
Brian had many people who had asked to write more Dune books.





Probably some pretty big names, too, I would say.


Yes. But he called me and we started chatting. My wife was in the room, and she loves to tell this
story…. "Kevin," she says, "After about three minutes you and Brian just started talking a
completely different language." Because I am not just a Dune fan, I had read absolutely everything
else that Frank Herbert had ever written. And I've read everything he's written several times. So
when he started going into the details of obscure Frank Herbert novels, I picked right up on them
and responded in kind. He wasn't testing me, we just got into this conversation.





It's such a huge, complex universe, you would have to become totally immersed in it to carry it

on, I would imagine.


Right.




It's such a huge task that you took on. Was it a bit scary?

Well, it was really. Because Brian and I hit it off so well, even though it must have been an hour or
two into the conversation, we just got lost in all these things we were talking about. And we realized
that we could work well together on this project. Brian told me that plenty of other people had
approached him before, but none of them seemed to have the enthusiasm or the knowledge or the
spark. I mean, I wasn't stupid. I knew we'd make money and sell a lot of Dune books, but I didn't
write him a letter saying, "I have a way we can cash in on this and make a lot of money." I wrote
him a letter saying, "Your father left this story obviously unfinished, somebody's got to finish it."
Clearly, he saw that we were going to be able to do it.

But yes, you're right. This was an incredibly intimidating prospect. It seemed like something where
the shoes were just too big for Brian to fill by himself. But with the two of us, with two different sets
of feet, we tried to fill them at least. We decided to do this. I asked Brian if his father had left any
notes or outlines. Obviously, I wanted to know how the story ended for Chapterhouse. But Brian
said that, unfortunately, he didn't think that his dad ever wrote with outlines or notes. That he didn't
know of any notes or papers we could use. I flew up to meet with him for a weekend -- he lives in
the Seattle area -- and we just spent this exhausting couple of days brainstorming like crazy. We
decided what we were going to do, which turned out to be the first three Dune books that we did:
House Atreides, House Harkonnen and House Corrino, which are immediate prequels to Dune.
We could talk about why we did prequels instead of Book 7 first, but that conversation might go on
forever. Well, here's the short answer: By now it had been almost twelve years since Chapterhouse
Dune was published. We felt that we wanted to do something that would re-energize people about
Dune, that would make them remember why they liked it so much. That required us doing a story
that, even if they had just read the first Dune book and not picked up anything else, that they could
still relate to it.





It might be a bit intimidating to readers who aren't familiar with the series, to know where to sort
of dive into it.


Yes, if we were to have jumped in and say, "Here's the long-awaited Part Seven of the Series" you
would only get the people who had read all six of the first books and still remembered what the
mystery was. So we wanted to write the first prequels as a story that anyone could pick it up. This
was somewhat of a surprise to me, but a lot of people picked up our books first without ever having
read Dune. I have literally millions of Star Wars readers that like my Star Wars books. Some of
them sort of "knew" that they should read Dune but were perhaps somewhat scared off by it.





By the movie, maybe?

Well, maybe by the movie. But I won't diss the movie, because it brought lots of readers to the
original books. But my Star Wars readers knew they liked my writing, and decided to give my
Dune books a try. By the time they finished those three books, they could jump right into Dune. I
met all kinds of fans who came up to me and said that they started reading the original Dune books
because of our prequels. And that made me feel really cool. Also, since our prequels have come
out, the sales of Frank Herbert's old books -- the ones that have been out forever and ever-have
somewhere between tripled and quadrupled. So readers are coming in from all over the place. If we
hadn't done something to shine the light on this great series, then I don't think it would be getting
nearly as much attention.

So back to the story. Brian and I met together to decide what we were going to do with our three
prequels, because we didn't have the outline for Dune #7 and didn't know anything else. Then I
came home about four days later and the attorney for the Frank Herbert estate called up Brian (this
is twelve years after his father's death and three days after we had decided what we were going to
do). The attorney called up and said "I've just found these two safe deposit box keys in Frank
Herbert's old files." So Brian went to a bank in the Seattle area and they opened up the boxes that
had been there unknown and untouched for all these years, and there were some old disks, some
recipes, some letters and things …and the full and complete outline for Dune 7.





Unbelievable.

So, when you said that maybe Frank is watching over us, this is one of the things that makes us
shake our heads and say, "Wow." So now we have the end point of the story and we know where
everything ends up. But there were a lot of things that we needed to establish and build. We were
starting work on House Atreides, and Brian came out to visit me. I have a fairly decent-sized writing
studio here in my house. At the time, Brian wasn't so much writing at home; he was a full-time
insurance agent. And he was doing a few other projects. But when he realized that we were going
to be tackling these big projects that he needed to have a big writer's office himself, like I did. At
home, he has a three-car garage. And like most of us with a three car garage, he parks cars in two
of the spaces, and piles junk in the third space. So they cleaned out all the junk from the third
garage , all the bikes and boxes and old things, to make room for his writing studio and there, up in
the back corner, by the rafters that had been stashed for fourteen years or so, was a big xeroxed
box of papers on which Frank Herbert had written "Dune Notes". There were like 3,000 pages of
Dune notes. There were character sketches, a lot of the epigraphs that go at the top of the chapters,
files and files of those.





It's like finding treasure.

Oh, it definitely was. There were outlines and notes and stories. We found a couple of chapters that
he had cut out of Dune: Messiah that had never been published. By some other very weird
coincidence, my letter to Brian asking him to consider me showed up at Brian's house on Frank
Herbert's birthday.





This is just too weird.

Yes. So, I'm not entirely joking when I say there may be some sort of approval from beyond on this
project. The coincidences are just a little too freaky.





So now we've gone back 10,000 years in time for this prequel? The next book is The Machine
Crusades.



Yes, and the one that I'm just finishing tomorrow, and sending it to Brian on Wednesday is The
Battle of Corrin, which is the third book in that trilogy. That's basically the genesis of everything in
the Dune universe. It will tell you the formation of the Spacing Guild and their Navigators and the
War against the Thinking Machines. We've got the Swordmasters and the Mentats. They are
created over the course of this centuries-long war.





Well, when you read the original Dune books, there are quite a few references to things -- such
as the war to free the humans -- that make you wonder, "I wonder what that was anyway?" How
much of those things did Frank Herbert already have mapped out?


Once you read our books, you will say, "Oh, that's what it's all about." Frank Herbert did seem to
have it all mapped out. And what's amazing to me is that - and remember, that I've re-read these six
books over and over - but now we have to be like these religious devotees, looking over every little
niche here and there. He did this all without computers -- he did it all in his head. It's just all notes
on note cards and things. I defy anybody to find any major mistakes in the original six books which
took him approximately twenty years to create.





I don't understand how he kept it all straight, really, because it's so complicated.

It's amazingly complicated. There are one or two little glitches, that if you are a fanatic like we are
then you could maybe spot them, although if we have spotted the glitches it's our job, as Kevin and
Brian, to find some explanation that makes sense. In fact, I did that with Star Wars quite a few
times. On the first couple of pages of my very first Star Wars book, I explained what Han Solo
really meant when he said "The Millennium Falcon is so fast it can do the Kessel run in under 12
parsecs," so it makes perfect scientific sense now.





(laughs) There are so many people who have written in that universe, which must also make it
difficult to keep straight what everyone else has said. In addition to correcting errors like distance
measurements for time measurements. Although I suppose they have bibles now.


A lot of it was compiled while I working on Star Wars. I did a total of fifty-four projects for
LucasFilm: I did novels, anthologies, a young adult series co-written with my wife (Rebecca
Moesta), comics, pop-up books and all kinds of things. I was lucky in that I was one of the first
writers to do it. I don't know how a new author can pick it up now, just because there are so many
books to follow.





Now it's at Del Ray, right?

Yes, it's at Del Ray. But it's still owned by Random House, which also owns Bantam, the imprint I
worked with. The Del Ray people -- most of their books now fall in something called "The New
Jedi Order" which is a big, cohesive story that has been outlined from start to finish. Each author is
just writing a piece in it. When I started doing it, the playing field was pretty much open. They told
me to tell whatever story I wanted, in any timeframe I wanted. The books were coming out, not
necessarily in chronological order. And this is, of course, a group of fans that gets really upset.





Perhaps too easily upset?


Well, they know everything about the Star Wars universe. They probably don't know if they've got
fresh milk in the refrigerator, but they know what color the button is supposed to be on somebody's
control panel. And if I'm going to be writing in that universe, then I have to know all that too.





The one thing I don't understand about those people is, if they hate the series so much, why in
the world do they keep reading/watching it? Some of the Star Trek fans do the same thing…they
are just rabidly negative it seems.


Claire, if you can answer that, you will destroy sff.net and starwars.net. Their standard routine
seems to be, "We hate everything as it comes out until it comes out…until the next one comes out
and we hate that one even more."





But yet they're going to rush out to buy it, then get on message boards and talk about how awful
it is? It's illogical.


That's the point where I decided not to get upset about it anymore. Rebecca and I did this series
called "The Young Jedi Knights," which was fourteen volumes long and on these discussion groups
they would just be yelling and ripping them to shreds every time each book came out, even though
they kept selling like crazy, won awards and we got wonderful fan letters like you wouldn't believe.
But these discussion group people, there was one guy who posted a review of Volume 13 of "The
Young Jedi Knights," and he tore it to shreds, saying "This one is just as bad as the other twelve
books that I hated so much I could barely read them!" Well, why would he keep buying them? If
you don't like them, you don't like them. But it's sort of like saying, "I hate eggplant, so I'm going to
eat more eggplant and hate it even more."





But that's really just a small minority of the fans that do that. A small, vocal minority.

Yes, it's actually a very tiny group of people. I'm playing amateur psychologist here, but these are
very diehard fans and I think there's a little bit of jealousy here. I think they wish they had gotten
picked to write Star Wars books.





I'm sure you get asked all the time how to become a Star Wars author.

I do. But the answer to that is you must develop your own work, become established as an author,
before you would ever be asked to work in an established universe. We had this experience with
Dune, which was one of the uglier ones. I still kind of shake my head over how unfair they were.
Before House Atreides came out, there was an "uprising" on one of the Dune fan boards about:
how dare we do this? Even though Frank Herbert was obviously going to write more Dune books,
even though he left copious notes behind, and even though he had asked Brian to write a Dune
book before he died…but these people just thought it was terrible and they got together and they
posted sixty one star reviews of our new book (which wasn't out yet) on Amazon.com. The catch
is, the book wasn't even out yet. And the posts would say, "I don't even need to read this book to
know that it sucks."





That's just absurd.

Amazon.com has rules that you can't post unless you've read the book, so we were able to get
those removed. But it was disturbing how nasty these people were. The light at the end of the
tunnel, or the silver lining or whatever cliché you want to use, is that after House Atreides came out,
Brian and I received a bunch of apology letters from these people. So we thought, "Well, that's
about as good as we can expect." They said that they felt that we had really captured Dune and had
not disgraced Frank Herbert's name and they appreciated what we were doing, even they had been
against it in the first place.






For our readers who don't know anything about Dune except that it's a big doorstopper book,
but who've heard it's great, what is the best entry point to get into the series?


Luckily, we give them three different entry points with what we're doing. Obviously, you could start
by reading the original book, Dune, because that's the first book that Frank Herbert wrote. You
might think of it as a doorstopper book, but if you look at it, it's really only about 390 pages long.
It's not that long really, it just seemed long because when it came out every other science fiction
book was only 130 pages long. It was published in 1963. Another place that they can start which
sets up everything that is in the Dune universe and will introduce you to all the characters that you
will meet in Dune, would be to start by reading House Atreides, which is our first prequel, which is
set 15 or 30 years before Dune. You can start by reading that story, and it might be a bit faster of a
read, because we wrote it in the late 1990s, instead of the 1960s, and the style is more modern.
There's a little bit more action in it and it will introduce you to the concepts that might bog you down
a bit if you just picked up Dune to start. Another possibility you could start reading is with the first
book in our other trilogy, called The Butlerian Jihad, which is a whole different set of characters,
and it establishes and lays the groundwork for everything in the Dune universe. So you can start in
any one of those places and, as I said before, Dune is the bestselling science fiction book of all time.
It's something you really need to read in your lifetime. If you're going to read The Lord of the Rings,
which everyone should, then you have to read Dune, too.




Since the first book was published in 1963, why do you think it has held up so well when so many
other writers' works from that period have really fallen by the wayside?


Well, it's a good book, I can answer it that way. But the other thing is, unlike other science fiction
books, for example, look at Isaac Asimov or Arthur C. Clarke or some of the other writers who were
classic science fiction writers, or Robert Heinlein is another one. Their books were fairly heavily
based on nifty technology. Isaac Asimov had computers the size of planets and things like that.
Which were great concepts at the time they came out, but when you read them now, they seem a
little bit quaint and old-fashioned. Whereas, Frank Herbert, was almost utterly separated from
technology. His stuff was about concepts and the details of building this alien world, the politics in
a science fiction universe. So when our computer technology has now exceeded anything that Isaac
Asimov had imagined, the fact of our new technology is irrelevant to Frank Herbert's books. So you
can pick it up and read it now and it doesn't feel outdated any more than if you read H.G. Wells' War
of the Worlds. It doesn't feel dated, because it's set in 1890 and it feels like its taking place in 1890.
Actually, it was 1896, or something like that. I'll get fan letters if I put the wrong date on it, I'm sure.
(laughing). Also, Dune can be read on so many different levels. I've read it several times, and I really
get different things out of it every time I read it. You can read it as just a plain old space adventure
story, people being stranded on a desert planet that has giant sandworms on it, but you can also
read it and get politics and economics out of it. Herbert has some fascinating ideas about that stuff
in there, and there's stuff about religious fanaticism, all kinds of things that are relevant. Also, on a
metaphorical basis, there is this desert planet that has this substance called spice that the whole
universe needs to run their spaceships. Well, that sounds a lot like oil from the Middle East and Saudi
Arabia, doesn't it? I'm pretty sure that he was aware of that when he was writing it, even though it was
long before the first oil crisis.





Interesting.

But it becomes important and meaningful to us now because we are always going to get stuck on
needing oil and it's always going to seem unfair to us that the most valuable resource in the world is
buried under this ugly bunch of sand duness out in the middle of countries where the people have
cultures and religions that we don't understand.





And they're not really very fond of us.

And they're not really fond of us. But it's relevant. I was watching when we went into Iraq and I
thought "This is scary, because it's like the Emperor Shaddam going to fight the Fremen." It looked
like Bush was acting like Emperor Shaddam, as in "Well, we have the right here, we have the bigger
armies, so we're going to walk in and take over everything." He's fighting against the Fremen,
these people that are disappearing in the night. They lob a couple of grenades at us and then disappear.
It was so creepy that Frank Herbert set all this stuff up thirty-five years ago. Well, 40 years ago, now.





It is amazing, really. And the thinking machines, as well: Artificial intelligence.

There is all that, although that's the one where we're working with it in The Butlerian Jihad.
When Frank Herbert did that in the sixties, it was a realistic fear that computers would become super
powerful and take over, and men would be enslaved and that's how he set up this whole future. I don't
think anybody is particularly worried anymore that their Apple Macintosh is going to take over the world.
In fact, in the Terminator movies James Cameron was using a lot of stuff that was set up in the Dune
books.





So you don't believe in the scenario that A. I. is dangerous?

I think that in the next -- insert however many years it's going to take -- computers aren't going to
take over, that we are going to synthesize ourselves and we're all going to have…well, wouldn't you like
to have an augmented memory chip that you could plug into your head so you don't have to look everything
up and remember everything?





What, are you kidding me? I could use one today! (laughs)

Today, we're walking around with Palm Pilots. What if we could just implant the Palm Pilot so we could
just access the stuff instantaneously? That's what's going to happen, I think. It won't be giant robots
standing there with bullwhips making humans…well, what would a robot want a human to do anyway?
I don't understand.





I don't know what Gene Roddenberry thought about that, but I remember in one of the later Star
Trek shows, Deep Space 9, there was an entire story arc on how augmenting intelligence artificially
(illegal genetic manipulation to make someone a genius) had been outlawed in the Federation.


But aren't we doing that now? If somebody comes up with a technology where you can literally increase
your RAM in your brain, people would be lined up from here to Antarctica to get it stuck in their heads.
You couldn't just pass a law to say it wouldn't happen. Technology is changing so swiftly right now. You've
seen the sensor gloves that people put on when they are playing virtual reality games, for example. There
are wearable computers being developed now. It's helping us speed up faster, do more and experience
more and have better entertainment options which generally drives what our society does. I don't see a
day where this would be outlawed…unless you have some fanatical religious crisis that would cause a
"burn all the technology so we can all go back to churning our own butter" situation.





It could happen. There are people who want that to happen. The Luddites are at the gates.

But how could a logical person want that to happen? I can't believe that we'd ever really want to
give up our DirecTV and our DVD players. The only way we would is if, say, some fanatical Muslim
group came and told us to bury all of our TV sets in the backyard, and we had no choice but to do
it, or we'd be executed in a soccer stadium. But even still, after we cleared out the Taliban in
Afghanistan, what did they do in the first two days afterwards? They dug up their TVs, plugged
them in and watched Pepsi commercials.





I wanted to touch on another novel of yours that I enjoyed, Captain Nemo, which is a fictional
biography of Jules Verne and his more adventuresome friend, Captain Nemo.


Thank you. I love that book.




I had to admit, I actually felt sorry for the Jules Verne character, because he is the writer and
his friend, Andre Nemo, has all these incredible adventures that he doesn't. There is this marvelous
quote at the beginning of the book about living life to the fullest, but clearly Verne did not.
How much of Jules' Verne's real life is in the book?


Well, Jules Verne's real life is pretty much sanitized for the book. I did lots of research on him
and the more I read, the more I started to hate him (laughing). He was really a putz.





I wondered. Because I didn't get the feeling that you liked his character at all.

I entered into this project with this idealized picture of Jules Verne, because I had read all his
stuff and he was so imaginative. And then I started researching his life, and found that he was
surly and people didn't like him. He didn't even leave France until he was 45 years old. This guy is
writing about everything around the world, but he felt that all he needed to do was look at pictures
in magazines and he could get everything he needed.





You're killing me here. I loved Jules Verne when I was a child.

That was such a disappointment to me. Although that story about him running off to join the
ship and his father racing to stop him, and pulling him off it and locking him up until he promises
that he will only travel in his imagination is supposedly a true story. At least it is in all of the
biographies of Jules Verne. I was kind of disappointed that he did seem to be cowardly and unlikable.





He seemed selfish in the book, or at least terribly self-centered?

Right. In fact, in the first couple of drafts of the books, my test readers were yelling at me, saying
"He's just too unlikable!" "But it's all real," I would reply. So I had to calm him down and sanitize him. I
admire his imagination so much that I wanted to set him up as the counterpoint to the swashbuckling,
real Captain Nemo. In another sense, I thought Captain Nemo (who was portrayed as the bad guy in
Jules Verne's stuff) needed to have a bit of a fresh look at him, too. You needed to understand that
there was actually more of that in The Mysterious Island, where Verne explains more about Captain
Nemo's background. You find that there was a reason why he had turned against the world, that his
wife and his children had been brutally murdered and he had barely escaped this revolution in Turkey or
India, or something like that. There's a little bit more of a heart in him. Jules Verne (the real man) got
so much fan mail in which everyone wanted him to write more about Captain Nemo. He was annoyed
about that, because he wanted to write other things. I had to research this book for three years, not
just to re-read all the Jules Verne stuff, but also to understand the French history during that period,
which was very complicated. As I was doing the research and putting it all together, it was like real
history was cooperating and falling into place, because that was exactly at the time of the Crimean
War and the Charge of the Light Brigade and Florence Nightingale. This was when the Suez Canal was
being dug to come out right by the Red Sea, not too far from the coast of Turkey, where I was making
this evil Caliph hold court. So I thought, "Of course, he'd want this submarine boat so he could shoot the
ships which were coming through the Suez Canal." All of that stuff just cooperated very well. Jules Verne
really and truly was a good friend of Alexander Dumas, he was trying to write for Dumas, but Dumas got
into financial troubles and told Verne to go write his own stuff instead. Then Dumas fled France.




I found that entire subplot quite interesting and wondered if it were true.

It was as close to real as I could make it. Yes, there were plenty of fascinating things going on, and
you also throw in the mysterious island and the pirate battles and the dinosaurs and the passage to the
center of the earth. It really has all the magic of history and the magic of Jules Verne's fantasies.





One scene that was just hilarious…. Captain Nemo is pursuing his "War against War" and destroys
what he thinks is a war ship. He decides to pick up one survivor from the shipwreck, who turns out to
be Phileas Fogg (the lead character from Around the World in 80 Days). And Fogg doesn't care that he's
just been fished out of the ocean, or that he's had a horrific experience. He just wants to know how he
can immediately get back on schedule. Very funny stuff. All your work has lots of what Terry Pratchett
calls Easter Eggs -- little fun references sprinkled throughout his work.


Well, one has to keep things tied together. The disappointing thing was that I had trouble selling this
book. I was getting these letters from the publishers saying, "Does any know who Jules Verne is, anymore?"
"Does anybody even remember Captain Nemo?"





That's horrifying, that they even asked that. I would think everyone remembers Captain Nemo.

It just baffled me. But after a long and serendipitous circumstance, I sold it to Pocket Books to a guy
I had been wanting to work with for a long time. We sold him two books: the first one was Captain Nemo
and the next is called Mr. Wells and the Martians. That comes out in February, 2004. It's the same kind
of thing as Captain Nemo, but it's young H.G. Wells and his professor T.H. Huxley. The Cavorite Sphere
is being built in Britain in secret because they are afraid they are going to have to go to war with Germany,
and they go off to Mars to prevent the invasion from being launched. And the second storyline involves
Percival Lowell, who popularized the theory of man-made canals on Mars, and his friend Dr. Moreau have
found a crashed cylinder that has a Martian scout in it. Dr. Moreau does his dissection experiments and
actually saves the Martian from the germs that would normally have killed them.

Dr. Moreau does experiments on the Martian, while H.G. Wells, Percival and Huxley are off on Mars trying
to prevent rest of the invasion from being launched. They stop it. They meet the Invisible Man, all the
H. G. Wells things.





That's from Pocket Books?

Yes, Pocket Books, hardcover, March 2004.




I understand you did the novelization of The League of Extraordinary Gentleman.
Have you seen the movie?


I've seen the movie and, obviously, read the script a long time ago. I am also a big fan of
Alan Moore's graphic novel. The main reason that I wanted to do it, was I felt it was the same
kind of thing. That if people liked that one they would like Captain Nemo. Nobody else is
writing these things; I'm calling them fantastic historicals -- I can't think of a catchier name for
them. I felt that since I'm doing the H.G. Wells book and I did Captain Nemo, that it seemed like
an obvious thing for me to be doing The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It's a fun movie.
It's very fast and very sharply edited.





I think it's a tough thing to translate a graphic novel or comic to the big screen.

Don't go expecting the graphic novel.
They basically took the gang of characters and wrote a whole new story for them.





The leader now is Alan Quartermaine; wasn't Mina Harker the leader in the graphic novel?

Well, she was. They've changed it because Sean Connery is in it. He's the leader of the gang.
And they've added Tom Sawyer who wasn't in the graphic novel.
But it's a whole different story. It's like taking this old-fashioned Justice League of America and
giving them a different story to run around in.





I'd like to turn to the subject of writing. Let's talk about the creative process.
I understand that you actually dictate while you hike, and then someone else
transcribes the tapes for you?


Yes. I find that I can do my writing better if I'm out walking. As you can hear, I just get too
many phone calls during the day. If I'm in the middle of a scene and the phone rings, it really
disrupts my concentration. So, two things. I like to take my tape recorder out with me to do my
writing, even if I'm just walking around the neighborhood here. Just because I'm out of reach
from the phone. What I much prefer to do is to go out the whole day, and go to the Rocky
Mountain National Park (I live in Colorado) or go into the forests or mountains or something
like that. I like to hike all day.





I've hiked in Colorado and I have to tell you that not once did it occur to me to dictate
something as I hiked up a mountain. You must be in awesome shape! (laughs)


Well, I do keep in shape (laughs). I've climbed all the 14,000 foot peaks here in Colorado and
I'm doing another one this coming Saturday. You're just out hiking and it does a couple of things:
one, as you're walking around (presumably you're not hanging by your fingernails from a narrow
ledge or something) you can get into a sort of fugue state and concentrate without interruption
about your scene or your world or your character or whatever you're doing. I'm surrounded by
fresh and interesting details. I'm hearing the sound of the wind in the trees and I'm looking at
the wildflowers, smelling the creek I just crossed over…





Lots of sensory input.

Yes, there is lots of sensory input. I've done a lot of hiking in different environments.
I hiked around giant sand dunes here in Colorado (you can imagine what I was writing then),
or walking in Death Valley, where I wrote a bunch of Star Wars books because Luke Skywalker's
planet, Tatooine is a big desert planet. I've been hiking up in the snow in the Sierra Nevadas
when I was writing a Star Wars scene where they're on a polar ice cap of another planet. So
that's direct and obvious sensory input. Even if it's not related to what I'm writing, it's still
different sensory things coming in that are storing up in my imagination while I'm walking. To
me, it's just like getting into the flow. I'm telling a story out loud, as storytellers do. When you
think about it and don't resist the fact that it doesn't feel natural to you because you're used to
typing, telling your story out loud is the way human beings communicate. We don't normally think
up words, translate how to spell them and then move our fingers up and down over this randomly
arranged set of keys to make the same letters appear on a screen to make our eyes look at these
letters to translate them into the sounds of the word and figure out what they mean. I'm talking
to you and it's basically a direct communication, whereas if I'm writing a letter to you and you read
the letter, there are like twelve extra deconstruction and reconstruction steps in the communication.
I think that it's just a straighter, more direct flow for me to be telling stories out loud.
Over the years, I've trained myself to speak using the same language I would use if I were typing:
meaning using full sentences in the way that paragraphs and scenes are arranged. I've had the same,
full-time assistant and typist for eight or nine years now. She's read everything I've written, she types
everything and does a good job, translates it and makes comments. Then I edit everything on the
computer over and over again, so it does go through a fine toothed comb editing. My wife, Rebecca,
goes over everything and redlines it all. It goes through ten to twelve drafts before it actually is
published. So it's as clean and as streamlined as I can make it.





What's the biggest mistake that you see beginning writers make?

They want to know how to get an agent before they've written anything. I get constant letters and
phone calls saying, "I've got an idea for a book, how do I get an agent?" The answer is: You research
the book, you outline the book, you write the 400-500 page book, you edit the 400-500 page book,
then worry about how to get an agent.





Do you think that most people aren't willing to put in the vast amount of time required to be a
published author? I know you put in an amazing amount of time.


That's part of it, too. But also, they get ahead of themselves. You need to write something
publishable before you need to worry about the mechanics of it. Before you even have written a
story, they are worried about how you're going to find someone to sell the movie rights to. Well
that will come later, if you've done a good job of writing the story. I guess that's what I'm trying
to say is that they need to focus on getting the story done right and making it publishable,
before they worry about the next step.





As a practical matter, it seems to me that you handle an amazing number of life tasks, if
you will, especially since you and your wife have a young son. So you're a father, a husband,
an author with lots of deadlines, and you obviously spend a lot of time hiking and staying fit.
How do you do it? Are you a big scheduler? How do you juggle it all? Many people couldn't
handle your workload and that busy of a lifestyle.


I've actually never thought about it! I just try to fit it all in. I multi-process. I'm hiking and
writing at the same time, so it's not like I'm taking a day off. Because my wife is also a writer,
the "husband time" (that is, the spending time with her) is easy. We are always going off to
science fiction conventions together, editing each other's books, brainstorming something
while we're both cooking dinner our going out to a restaurant together and we spend all of our
time doing stuff. We are full-time writers, both of us. My schedule is to get up at 6:30 or 7:00
and I'll usually work out and have breakfast and start writing by, say, 8:30 in the morning. I
work non-stop until I have to stop to make supper (and, yes, I do most of the cooking) and in
the evenings we generally watch movies or TV shows or talk or do something.
There's plenty of time!





So you love to cook? What kind of food do you like to cook?
What are you really good at making?


The one that I make when I'm really trying to impress someone who's coming over is a
killer lasagna recipe that's been in my family for five generations. It's an all day (or more)
thing, if I can manage it. The sauce has to cook for a couple of days. Each pan of lasagna
weighs at least 15- 17 lbs…I also do some Moroccan cooking. I have a handful of recipes
that I've either made up or picked up from somewhere. I've always felt, even when I was a
bachelor working full-time and coming home from work at 5:30 at night, that I would take
the time to cook myself a couple of chicken breasts and make a salad or something because
I work too hard, and I deserve to have a decent meal instead of heating up a pot pie or
something like that. I don't know if that makes me a gourmet cook or not. I think that you
make time for the things that are important. That really is an answer for a whole bunch of
the questions you are asking. You don't waste time on things that aren't important.





Well, that's the trick, isn't it?

Yes, and that's why there are so many leaves in my front yard.




I'm curious. What are the kinds of things in the science or political news know that
really fire your mind? I have to admit that one of the things that surprised me, as far
as how fast science is progressing, is about a year ago, on TV is the president of the
United States telling people that we were not going to be cloning humans. While most
people jumped off on the issue of whether that was morally right or wrong, I was more
focused on the shocking fact that we've come so far that our politicians are talking about
cloning people. That speech would have been impossible to imagine the president giving
ten years ago, because it would have been an absurd thing to talk about: I mean cloning
people. It sounds like science fiction.


Yes, that's true. But what gets me about that is that you have people talking about
cloning and they are saying things that anybody with eighth grade science knows that what
they're saying is wrong. Nobody is calling them on it. Or what they do on the talk shows
when they have a discussion about human cloning, is to have an expert in genetics speaking
on one side of the issue, and the expert on the other side is somebody from the local church
choir who just thinks "It's bad." They are putting these people up as equally informed and I
get so mad listening to these people. Say the topic is whether you can keep stem cells to do
any sort of research on them in order to help people who have severed spinal columns or
something. The woman from the church choir is ranting that "You are killing babies! These
stem cells could eventually be made into human beings!" And the answer is "No, it can't!"
Even though the experts know that's wrong, the expert isn't given any greater credibility than
the moron who doesn't know what she's talking about.





I was reading that a lot of the scientists are complaining that, because the government
won't fund stem cell research, you've basically stopped the research as a practical matter
(although the research is not illegal in the U.S.) because that's where all the big grant
money comes from.


This is our typically American-centric idea. As you mentioned earlier about the idea in
the Seven Suns books about how shocked we are that we aren't the center of the universe,
sure President Bush can say that the U. S. government won't fund stem cell research, but
believe me, Japan is applauding. Because they will just do it first and get all the patents.
Does he think that by him saying that because the U.S. (who theoretically has the most
ethical researchers in the world) will not fund it, that no one else will do it? Are you going
to let Saddam Hussein's old chemists work on it instead? Do you think that everybody in
the world is going to stop stem cell research? That's just dumb thinking.





Is it a coincidence that the uproar over stem cell research happened right after the
crazy Raelians claimed to have cloned a baby and we had all just seen the latest Star Wars
film: Attack of the Clones. I'm being somewhat facetious here, but can we blame Lucas
Film? Remember the scene when Obi Wan walks in to the facility and discovers they're
building a clone army? Is that what everyone thinks is going to happen if we allow stem
cell research to proceed?


You can blame them for the uneducated people getting the wrong impression. But the
people who make policy decisions should damned well know what they are talking about
before they make the decisions. There is nobody who is an expert on cloning who would
be afraid after seeing Attack of the Clones. Ok, I'm getting off on a rant here. But this
is one of the reasons I was baffled and perplexed that under our jury system that you
are guaranteed a jury of your peers. So you have this O.J. Simpson trial where an expert
on DNA analysis is put on the stand for days explaining DNA. And another expert was also
put on, refuting some of the technical details that the first guy said and to explain that
there may well have been some other person on the planet Earth who had this same DNA
as O.J. You have those two people explaining highly technical material, and the people
who are making the decisions are people who have such limited lives that they can't get
out of jury duty?? You are talking about the waitress and the street cleaner and the guy
who's out of work who used to be a disc jockey, deciding this DNA test was accurate or
not. They didn't know beans about a DNA test. What you were saying about the Luddites
earlier, I think that's what's happening with making these decisions about stem cell research.





Is that where this is coming from?

Where it's coming from is that I don't think that the people who are making the policy
decisions are the people who know the most about the subject, on either side of it.
They are being swayed by the church choir lady who doesn't like stem cells because they
could be babies, so this is abortion somehow. Which is just absurd. What I'm surprised
is that people are asking, like Hitler did, what if someone comes up with an eugenics
program. And to them I ask, "Ok, but what if we can make Christopher Reeve walk again?"





Next subject, the space shuttle.

Grrrrr…..




Ok, sore subject, obviously! Where should we be going with the space program?

First off, let me vent about this: It's been how many years since the Challenger disaster
and we never replaced that space shuttle? And now we've lost the Columbia and we still have
no plans to replace it so our fleet of five ships is now down to three ships, all of which are
very old. And no one's even got a new one on the assembly line. Talk about short-sighted
thinking. Now, it's been since forever that NASA and the other contractors have been
attempting to come up with the next generation space shuttle. I obviously think this is
where we need to go. I mean, we need to have a regular commerce between the surface
of the Earth and at least near-Earth orbit from which we can build other things and send
them to the Moon or further. It's the stepping stone. You have to have it. Having said that,
whether NASA is, with it's apparently crippling bureaucracy, the place to get it done or
whether the Sultan of Brunei should just say "Here's my money, build me a space shuttle.
"That may be the best thing to do. I have long -- and I don't know very much about the man,
so I'm not saying anything him personally -- I think that Ted Turner was this wonderful thing
that happened to the communications industry. He showed up, did everything his own way,
which wasn't the way that anybody else did it, and created CNN. Because of CNN, our entire
way of receiving news is totally different than it was before.





They laughed at him when he founded CNN, saying nobody would want to
want to watch 24 hours a day of news.


Of course. They laughed at the new style of CNN Headline News, which had the ticker at
the bottom, but it took about all of three weeks for every news station to copy it. All of that
is a lead up for me saying that I think that somebody with the resources and innovation and
the idea is going to come out of nowhere and come up with a successful space travel program,
whether it's Bill Gates wants to do "Geeks in Orbit" or whether the Sultan of Brunei decides
that he wants to have a satellite named after him or what. But I'm not convinced that the
NASA space program is the best and most efficient way to retool everything. However, I'd
rather that they build another space shuttle and that we'd at least have four of them working
than just sitting around waiting for some miracle to happen.





What's your opinion on the debate about manned vs. unmanned space flight?
What about those who say that manned space flight is just too dangerous and
they should all be unmanned? Of course others say that they must be manned,
for a number of reasons.


I agree that it has to be manned, for a number of reasons. Don't they watch Star Trek?
I mean, it's where no man has gone before. You can't just send cameras up to orbit and that's
it. It's the difference between looking at a National Geographic magazine and actually walking
around in Morocco. You must have people who are actually there. Because I think one of our
manifest destinies is to get people up in space, whether it's a colony on the Moon or on Mars,
or just in a practical commercial sense, that you want to build factories in orbit because you
can make things there cheaper, such as pharmaceutical, materials, and crystals, and all kinds
of things that you can't do on Earth. I think that you need people to do stuff like that. I read
somewhere, it was in Space magazine a long time ago that the most lucrative business on the
planet Earth apparently is tourism in some form or other. If you started getting Hiltons up in
orbit, they would be full every day of the year. Because people would pay to go up there. I'm
not saying don't send probes, you need to send them first, but it's like this: do you want
Columbus to go across the ocean, or do you want to put a message in a bottle and hope that it
lands somewhere? I'd rather have actual people be there. Whether they look like Americans or
like the inhabitants of some other country, depends on who has the most drive.




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I've added the rest of this interview.
Shall I make the last look like the first or vice versa?
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this kind of text-editing is tedious; do it in whatever way is simplest for you,
and will make it easier for someone to read all that .... why a rational person
would actually want to is a tough question, but ....
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SandRider wrote:EDIT FORMAT


Writers Write (Sept/Oct 2003)


A Conversation With Kevin J. Anderson
by Claire E. White


After watching The War of the Worlds on TV, a five year-old Kevin was hooked. He was so moved by the film that the next day he took a notepad and drew pictures of scenes from the film, spread them out on the floor, and told the story out loud.
This is exactly like his writing today, it's a five-year-old telling you a story about a movie in his head.
They were destroyed because they lied pretentiously. Have no fear that my wrath
will fall upon you because of your innocent mistakes.

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Freakzilla wrote:This is exactly like his writing today, it's a five-year-old telling you a story about a movie in his head.
:clap:

that's exactly it.
(if you mean about a movie he saw, obviously not one he thought of)
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And the thinking machines, as well: Artificial intelligence.
There is all that, although that's the one where we're working with it in The Butlerian Jihad. When Frank Herbert did that in the sixties, it was a realistic fear that computers would become super powerful and take over, and men would be enslaved and that's how he set up this whole future. I don't think anybody is particularly worried anymore that their Apple Macintosh is going to take over the world. In fact, in the Terminator movies James Cameron was using a lot of stuff that was set up in the Dune books.

So you don't believe in the scenario that A. I. is dangerous?
I think that in the next -- insert however many years it's going to take -- computers aren't going to take over, that we are going to synthesize ourselves and we're all going to have…well, wouldn't you like to have an augmented memory chip that you could plug into your head so you don't have to look everything up and remember everything?

What, are you kidding me? I could use one today! (laughs)
Today, we're walking around with Palm Pilots. What if we could just implant the Palm Pilot so we could just access the stuff instantaneously? That's what's going to happen, I think. It won't be giant robots standing there with bullwhips making humans…well, what would a robot want a human to do anyway? I don't understand.
Yeah, he sure doesn't understand.

Keep in mind that he was saying this while in the middle of writing the Butlerian Jihad trilogy, in which he has "giant robots standing there with bullwhips making humans…well, what would a robot want a human to do anyway?" Not only does he not understand that that wasn't necessarily the BJ scenario that FH intended, but KJA doesn't really buy it himself!

And this is the man writing Dune.

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Un-fucking-believable. Even from this hack.

What a total misunderstanding of FH. Now we know that he really was doing what he thought FH was doing. In his mind, he's totally consistent with FH because he doesn't have any reading comprehension.
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I'm tired.

Seriously.
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the guy doesn't even understand the shit he comes up with, that's how bad it is...

Chig I hear ya, the more "we" argue against his case the more dumb he coughs up...

I think that my anger is slowly moving over to the (insert the worst insult you could think off, then make it even worse) of the HLP, they're the ones who should have known better !

At least you can find solace in the fact that they'll long be forgotten, and not the least that your and the other OHs efforts are not vain, look at what the Jihad has accomplished already, with or withouth us actually. The sheer quality of Frank's work is our best ambassador. The fact that it compares to such drivel only makes it shine more.

(here, feel better ?)
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