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I've been looking for a place to put this

I love the part where they knock the drugs out of her "hoof," and the speech at the end.

WTF!!!! i thought the thing was photoshopped... tell me that's a joke!

also note how many people have checked the book out on the library insert thing at the back

Did you see the blurb on the inside book jacket at the bottom of the page?

The author would like to thank God. "Thank you, God."

Check out some of the comments to the ratings.

A horse cannot be African American. Its a horse!

and

When it comes to teaching children about the dangers of drug use, nothing does it better than something they can easily relate to--a young horse. This informative work will put your kids on the saddle for learning about safe and effective ways to say "neigh" to drugs.

Are any of those five star reviews serious? I couldn't find one when I scanned it this evening.

Omphalos wrote:Check out some of the comments to the ratings.

A horse cannot be African American. Its a horse!

and

When it comes to teaching children about the dangers of drug use, nothing does it better than something they can easily relate to--a young horse. This informative work will put your kids on the saddle for learning about safe and effective ways to say "neigh" to drugs.

Are any of those five star reviews serious? I couldn't find one when I scanned it this evening.

wow... those reviews are amazing. the third one on the site is incredible

O. M. G.



How do you tell which horses are African-American? It's going to be difficult to hate them if you can't tell they're black!

"If you like that, you're gonna love this"

http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi ... -drug-psas

Fantastic!

Using drugs will kill. So be for real.
Using drugs is not a good idea.

That's some masterful poetry, right there.

I should write a sequel where Latawnya gets knocked up and abandoned by the local rare white mule. Nobody in the farm is smart enough to realize that mules are sterile, so the finger is never pointed at Latawnya's real absentee father, the gantsta rapper "Jah Neigh," (real name: Johnny) who visited the farm for a week or two between various incarcerations to film a "Say No To Drugs" spot with James Brown.

Omphalos wrote:I should write a sequel where Latawnya gets knocked up and abandoned by the local rare white mule. Nobody in the farm is smart enough to realize that mules are sterile, so the finger is never pointed at Latawnya's real absentee father, the gantsta rapper "Jah Neigh," (real name: Johnny) who visited the farm for a week or two between various incarcerations to film a "Say No To Drugs" spot with James Brown.

Omphalos wrote:I should write a sequel where Latawnya gets knocked up and abandoned by the local rare white mule. Nobody in the farm is smart enough to realize that mules are sterile, so the finger is never pointed at Latawnya's real absentee father, the gantsta rapper "Jah Neigh," (real name: Johnny) who visited the farm for a week or two between various incarcerations to film a "Say No To Drugs" spot with James Brown.

Sounds like Hyppo's life story...

How... wait. How did the horse... work the lighter...? How did it buy a pack of smokes? Where did it learn how to play Asshole? This book asks more questions than it answers!!!11one