Inadvertently Funny Drug Humor Thread

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Inadvertently Funny Drug Humor Thread

Postby Omphalos » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:26 pm

I've been looking for a place to put this

I love the part where they knock the drugs out of her "hoof," and the speech at the end.
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Postby The Phantom » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:35 pm

WTF!!!! i thought the thing was photoshopped... tell me that's a joke!

also note how many people have checked the book out on the library insert thing at the back :P
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Postby Omphalos » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:16 am

Did you see the blurb on the inside book jacket at the bottom of the page?

The author would like to thank God. "Thank you, God."


:lol: :lol:
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Postby Omphalos » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:18 am

Check out some of the comments to the ratings.

A horse cannot be African American. Its a horse!


and

When it comes to teaching children about the dangers of drug use, nothing does it better than something they can easily relate to--a young horse. This informative work will put your kids on the saddle for learning about safe and effective ways to say "neigh" to drugs.


Are any of those five star reviews serious? I couldn't find one when I scanned it this evening.
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Postby The Phantom » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:54 am

Omphalos wrote:Check out some of the comments to the ratings.

A horse cannot be African American. Its a horse!


and

When it comes to teaching children about the dangers of drug use, nothing does it better than something they can easily relate to--a young horse. This informative work will put your kids on the saddle for learning about safe and effective ways to say "neigh" to drugs.


Are any of those five star reviews serious? I couldn't find one when I scanned it this evening.


wow... those reviews are amazing. the third one on the site is incredible :P
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Postby Freakzilla » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:57 am

O. M. G.

:lol:

How do you tell which horses are African-American? It's going to be difficult to hate them if you can't tell they're black!

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Postby GamePlayer » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:57 am

"If you like that, you're gonna love this"

http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi ... -drug-psas

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Postby A Thing of Eternity » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:58 pm

Fantastic!
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Postby Omphalos » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:15 pm

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Postby Liege-Killer » Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:29 pm

Using drugs will kill. So be for real.
Using drugs is not a good idea.


That's some masterful poetry, right there. :lol:
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Postby Omphalos » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:05 pm

I should write a sequel where Latawnya gets knocked up and abandoned by the local rare white mule. Nobody in the farm is smart enough to realize that mules are sterile, so the finger is never pointed at Latawnya's real absentee father, the gantsta rapper "Jah Neigh," (real name: Johnny) who visited the farm for a week or two between various incarcerations to film a "Say No To Drugs" spot with James Brown.
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Postby The Phantom » Fri Nov 21, 2008 6:59 am

Omphalos wrote:I should write a sequel where Latawnya gets knocked up and abandoned by the local rare white mule. Nobody in the farm is smart enough to realize that mules are sterile, so the finger is never pointed at Latawnya's real absentee father, the gantsta rapper "Jah Neigh," (real name: Johnny) who visited the farm for a week or two between various incarcerations to film a "Say No To Drugs" spot with James Brown.
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Postby Rakis » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:57 pm

Omphalos wrote:I should write a sequel where Latawnya gets knocked up and abandoned by the local rare white mule. Nobody in the farm is smart enough to realize that mules are sterile, so the finger is never pointed at Latawnya's real absentee father, the gantsta rapper "Jah Neigh," (real name: Johnny) who visited the farm for a week or two between various incarcerations to film a "Say No To Drugs" spot with James Brown.


Sounds like Hyppo's life story... :)
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Postby Ragabash » Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:27 pm

How... wait. How did the horse... work the lighter...? How did it buy a pack of smokes? Where did it learn how to play Asshole? This book asks more questions than it answers!!!11one
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