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The metrosexuals are coming!

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The metrosexuals are coming!

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Postby Omphalos » Sat May 31, 2008 10:10 am

I love the Europeans for the fashion humor that they give us. Though that one in the blue dress does have a tremendous set of tits, so thank you very much for that.
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Postby Freakzilla » Sat May 31, 2008 10:25 am

The vagina punching video looked more interesting.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27644
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Postby GamePlayer » Sat May 31, 2008 11:21 am

How bizarre, how bizarre :)
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Postby Omphalos » Sat May 31, 2008 1:44 pm

I fucking hate video games like that.
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Postby Freakzilla » Sat May 31, 2008 6:30 pm

What, fighting games? I liked them as a kid but got bored of them quickly.
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Postby Omphalos » Sat May 31, 2008 7:48 pm

Freakzilla wrote:What, fighting games? I liked them as a kid but got bored of them quickly.


No. Games where the point is to show virtual humiliation like that. I have a problem with games where collecting the badges of dead cops is the point too. Now, give me a good zombie whacking game and I'm there. But not that shit. There is no part of my psyche that is pleased by seeing that shit.
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Postby Freakzilla » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:40 am

Oh, I see.
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Postby Pardot Kynes » Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:47 pm

It's only one move....

Its not the whole point of the game :P

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Re: The metrosexuals are coming!

Postby chanilover » Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:47 am

Mandy wrote:lol.. just look at it. http://www.bulapictures.com/index.php?l=show&id=115


Horrifying.
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Postby orald » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:51 pm

What kind of video game developer designs a game where the female characters punch each other`s vagina with their fists?

A Japanese one? :D

BTW, love your avie, CL. :lol:
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Postby SandChigger » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:33 pm

(Thank you. ;) )
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Postby orald » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:31 am

SandChigger wrote:(Thank you. ;) )

Ah yes, didn't recognize you're the one in that avie, SC. :P
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Postby SandChigger » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:08 am

No, Ass, I made it.
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Postby Ragabash » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:05 pm

Omphalos wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:What, fighting games? I liked them as a kid but got bored of them quickly.


No. Games where the point is to show virtual humiliation like that. I have a problem with games where collecting the badges of dead cops is the point too. Now, give me a good zombie whacking game and I'm there. But not that shit. There is no part of my psyche that is pleased by seeing that shit.


How about a game where you hunt hookers with a sniper rifle?
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Postby Omphalos » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:44 pm

Ragabash wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:What, fighting games? I liked them as a kid but got bored of them quickly.


No. Games where the point is to show virtual humiliation like that. I have a problem with games where collecting the badges of dead cops is the point too. Now, give me a good zombie whacking game and I'm there. But not that shit. There is no part of my psyche that is pleased by seeing that shit.


How about a game where you hunt hookers with a sniper rifle?


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Postby SandChigger » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:49 am

Given the genetics, wouldn't that be like...a given? :?


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Postby chanilover » Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:36 am

orald wrote:
SandChigger wrote:(Thank you. ;) )

Ah yes, didn't recognize you're the one in that avie, SC. :P


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Postby SandChigger » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:59 pm

I've LOST weight, I'll have you know. And I was never THAT MUCH overweight to begin with.

HMPH.

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Postby Omphalos » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:08 pm

SandChigger wrote:Given the genetics, wouldn't that be like...a given? :?


:P


Youre talking about genetics between siblings? Pulheaaaze!!! :wink:
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Postby SandChigger » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:53 pm

Oh, sorry...one or both of you is adopted?

My bad! :oops:
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Postby Omphalos » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:11 am

SandChigger wrote:Oh, sorry...one or both of you is adopted?

My bad! :oops:


You guys were? Did not knwo that. I do know that we found Ragabash in the forest one day. I think we stole him from a family of badgers, but I was so young I cant be sure.
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Postby Tleilax Master B » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:33 am

SandChigger wrote:I've LOST weight, I'll have you know. And I was never THAT MUCH overweight to begin with.

HMPH.

(Some former crackhead jailbird that I pissed off bigtime over on MySpace called me "fatso" in one or two of the three blog posts he subsequently vented about it all in. Jeez ... this is all going to give my inner goth girl a complex! :shock: )


Oh, was he implying you were the fat chick? I thought you were the "small nasty thing" that she was wanting to fuck. :P
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Postby SandChigger » Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:04 am

:?
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