THE (ALMOST) UNDELETED

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:54 pm**

(He's so cute, isn't he, when HE'S TOO BLEEDING LITERAL.)

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:23 pm**

Nope. Still nothing there.

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:49 pm**

That's strange, I got mine.

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:25 pm**

Shoot.

Lemmie go check over at Jacurutu.

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:26 pm**

Nope. Nothing.

Ill just wait for the mail man tomorrow. I hope it comes then, cause there is no mail delivered around here on Sunday. I don't wanna have to wait til next week!

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:19 pm**

Resent it. Maybe there was a glitch earlier? I sent to you and Freak first.

Anyway, let me know....

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:23 pm**

Maybe you're sending it to Ragabash instead of me? Please check your spelling and re-send while I go listen to loud music all night and buy some of the most expensive liquor for me and the orangutans to get drunk upon.

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:04 pm**

Just use the pm system. Copy and paste ftw.

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:21 am**

(How long do we keep this up? I mean, he's already gonna be p.o'ed when he figures it out.

)

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 5:59 am**

Phaedrus wrote:
I was thinking last night about turning Brian into Ronald McDonald, to match Phaedrus' Kevin as Colonel Sanders. I guess we could make Byron the Burger King?
Oh, that's a good idea. A pair of good ideas, actually.

The first was MY idea. I demand credit for it!

Hah, Phaedrus, you thought an idea I came up with is good! Haha!

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:32 am**

I don't see anything from you.

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 1:31 pm**

orald wrote:
Phaedrus wrote:
I was thinking last night about turning Brian into Ronald McDonald, to match Phaedrus' Kevin as Colonel Sanders. I guess we could make Byron the Burger King?
Oh, that's a good idea. A pair of good ideas, actually.
The first was MY idea. I demand credit for it!

Sorry, where did you post it? I don't remember seeing it...but then I read a lot of your posts with half an eye.

Dur knows I don't want to be seen as trying to steal or take credit for someone else's idea. One "Pall of Dune" accusation from Hyppo was enough.

And heavens forbid any mention of two people coming up with the same idea independently.

Anyway, I get the points for the execution...such as it was.

Did the bitch respond over at House Atreides, btw?

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:00 pm**

SandChigger wrote:

(How long do we keep this up? I mean, he's already gonna be p.o'ed when he figures it out. )

I don't know, but you don't have to cc me every time you resend it. Enough's enough already!

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:13 pm**

I guess Ill just have to wait until Monday.

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2008 10:13 pm**

Haha..thanks, that shit was hilarious!

(Remember keep it in the pm system so you know who can't see you know what tee-hee-hee.)

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:04 am**

orald wrote:
Phaedrus wrote:
I was thinking last night about turning Brian into Ronald McDonald, to match Phaedrus' Kevin as Colonel Sanders. I guess we could make Byron the Burger King?
Oh, that's a good idea. A pair of good ideas, actually.
The first was MY idea. I demand credit for it!

Hah, Phaedrus, you thought an idea I came up with is good! Haha!

SandChigger posted it here way before you even saw Colonel Anders. Sorry, but you fail.

Check the timestamps if you don't believe me.

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:55 am**

Phaedrus wrote:SandChigger posted it here way before you even saw Colonel Anders. Sorry, but you fail.

Check the timestamps if you don't believe me.

http://www.jacurutu.com/viewtopic.php?t ... c&start=30

orald wrote:I wonder if Brian would fit the McDonald's clown outfit...they both have fake curly hair and are creepy.

Followd by-

SC wrote:I'll see what I can come up with this morning.

"Colonel Anders" is a tough act to follow, though!

Followed by a "Brian Clown" picture a few hours later...

Still looks mighty suspicious.

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:43 pm**

SandChigger wrote:I was thinking last night about turning Brian into Ronald McDonald, to match Phaedrus' Kevin as Colonel Sanders. I guess we could make Byron the Burger King?

Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:32 pm

orald wrote:I wonder if Brian would fit the McDonald's clown outfit...they both have fake curly hair and are creepy.

Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:39 am

(MY post was made at Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:25 pm, before your post even existed. It's great that you came up with the same idea, and it is a good idea, but don't act like I was praising you when you hadn't typed the words yet when I posted that.)

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:51 pm**

Mr. Teg wrote:Haha..thanks, that shit was hilarious!
(Remember keep it in the pm system so you know who can't see you know what tee-hee-hee.)

You don't have to send it to me again for every attempt. I got it. Someone's going to flip her lid when she finds out about this.

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:08 pm**

Sorry, Nekhrun.

Here, have another copy!

As for the Brinal McUrinal thing...sheesh. Are there copyrights involved or something, money to be had?

I have my "Timezone" on both boards set to GMT+9 hrs.

My comment here shows a timestamp of Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:32 am; the one on Jacurutu shows Sat Jun 14, 2008 7:33 am. (Orald's, which mine was in response to, is stamped Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:39 am.)

Really, is this that important?

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:23 pm**

INTERNET, SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 4:35 pm**

SandChigger wrote:Really, is this that important?

Orald insinuated that I was complimenting him. It's incredibly important that he realizes I wasn't.

(As for everything else that's going on, I know *I* got a copy. Something must be wrong with Omph.

)

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 7:38 pm**

None of my chronic problems have to do with mail. I just don't understand why my PM system isn't working.

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:01 pm**

Omphalos wrote:None of my chronic problems have to do with mail. I just don't understand why my PM system isn't working.

Prostate Module? Need more zinc in your diet, it'll keep you from pissing every ten seconds 8)

Rob

Posted: **Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:31 pm**

Pimp Mobile?

Put da diddle to da middle and say ahhhhloha to some fine beaches!

(REMEMBER: See y'all in Hawai'i in 13,477 for the Commission!

)

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2008 4:35 am**

So OK...did everybody get the Monday update?

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:31 am**

So OK...did everybody get the Monday update?

Got mine. Pure gold

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:18 am**

SandChigger wrote:So OK...did everybody get the Monday update?

Youre a cruel, cruel bug.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:24 am**

I kind of like the PM format in the new developments. It's nice to have an orald-free zone on the internet.

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:00 pm**

I love you too, buddy!

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2008 5:20 pm**

orald wrote:I love you too, buddy!

Fear not little one, you're not the topic of discussion, eh

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:14 am**

Today's updates just sent...enjoy

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:58 pm**

I can't believe she said that, she'd make a whore blush with her mouth.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:04 am**

What are these updates?

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:12 am**

Read the last few pages of this thread...then PM Chig for one!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:59 am**

inhuien wrote:What are these updates?

Apparently some Jacurutu secret that Im not allowed to see.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:06 am**

Omphalos wrote:
inhuien wrote:What are these updates?
Apparently some Jacurutu secret that Im not allowed to see.

I have no idea what they're talking about either.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:13 am**

Oh, dear.

Everyone, please go reread the last couple of pages. I promise it'll make sense.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:06 am**

inhuien wrote:What are these updates?

Oops...did we miss you, too?! Sorry!

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:19 am**

Hopefully, everyone's in the loop now. If you're not sure what's going on, just PM SandChigger, he'll get you updated real quick!

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:40 am**

Trust me, you won't be disappointed. If someone 'accidentally' leaked what she said onto the net, no one would touch her with the proverbial barge pole.

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:16 am**

Phaedrus wrote:Hopefully, everyone's in the loop now. If you're not sure what's going on, just PM SandChigger, he'll get you updated real quick!

I did and he did

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:19 am**

Oh....Yea! That was....cool! I mean, baaaaaaad. Um. How will I ever keep this secret! Yea, that's the ticket!

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:50 am**

Damnit Chig! Where's my look!!!!!!!!!!

Rob

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:52 pm**

In yer box...just like...er, well, never mind, I shouldn't post that here in public.

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:58 pm**

SandChigger wrote:So OK...did everybody get the Monday update?

Hey! Why am I not getting these PMs!

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:31 pm**

me too. havent been online in a hot-minute. i need to be brought up to speed here.

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:00 pm**

You guys should really get in on this, it's hilarity itself.

Posted: **Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:49 pm**

Tleilax Master B wrote:
SandChigger wrote:So OK...did everybody get the Monday update?
Hey! Why am I not getting these PMs!

Simple:

1. You're short.
2. You're gray.
3. You have small pointy ears.
4. You smell funny.
5. You're nasty and do unsightly things with your hands in public.
6. Did I mention the smell? Dude, word: bath.

That's what I got. Anyone else think of anything else?

(13athroom: I sent you all the PMs so far, um, 13, strangely enough! PM me if you have any questions about them.)

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:47 am**

Wait a minute. I was getting them and thought I had them all. Did you say there were 13? I only count 8 (not counting the first few you sent multiple times.)

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:14 am**

I'm at 15. Someone needs to compare notes. (Edit: SC, are we counting...those? If we aren't, I'm at 13, too.)

7. It's a powindah matter. You wouldn't understand.
8. You've been spending too much time at the selamlik lately, talking about the Ascendancy and the anticipated death/slavery of the rest of us.

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:35 am**

SandChigger wrote:
Tleilax Master B wrote:
SandChigger wrote:So OK...did everybody get the Monday update?
Hey! Why am I not getting these PMs!
Simple:

1. You're short.
2. You're gray.
3. You have small pointy ears.
4. You smell funny.
5. You're nasty and do unsightly things with your hands in public.
6. Did I mention the smell? Dude, word: bath.

That's what I got. Anyone else think of anything else?

(13athroom: I sent you all the PMs so far, um, 13, strangely enough! PM me if you have any questions about them.)

Hee hee, I'm in the loop now. Classic!

(PS our plan is apparently working, powindah scum

)

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:36 am**

Phaedrus wrote:I'm at 15. Someone needs to compare notes. (Edit: SC, are we counting...those? If we aren't, I'm at 13, too.)

7. It's a powindah matter. You wouldn't understand.
8. You've been spending too much time at the selamlik lately, talking about the Ascendancy and the anticipated death/slavery of the rest of us.

There is no such thing as too much time at the selamlik!!!!

It's BT thang; you wouldn't understand

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:06 am**

Tleilax Master B wrote:Hee hee, I'm in the loop now. Classic!

(He thinks. I've sent you all the bogus explanation and PMs I sent him this morning. Almost as funny as the real thing!

)

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:09 am**

I'm thoroughly outside the loop. I have some theories about the loop, but nothing concrete.

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:12 am**

Well, here then, let's fix that.

Check your mailbox, wot.

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:47 am**

Holy smokes! I had no idea...

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:23 pm**

HA! I got 27 PM's, suckas!!!

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:02 pm**

Took you long enough to pull your head out of your ass and click on your inbox.

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:05 pm**

Haha.. there's been Hyppo sign!

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:48 pm**

Will this thread EVER die? Jesus Christ!

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:48 pm**

Thread without end, amen.

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:49 pm**

She just never stops entertaining, does she?

And there has been Hypposign over on House Atreides.

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:31 pm**

A Bene Gesserit should question the effectiveness of an open-ended thread?

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:28 pm**

Omphalos wrote:She just never stops entertaining, does she?

And there has been Hypposign over on House Atreides.

Will have to pop over after this, then; then off to Jacurutu!

(Did she reply to my last comment? Ooh, I do so hope so!

)

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:36 pm**

Gee, that was so worth the trouble.

(See the PM for some new stuff I've found online, though.)

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:56 pm**

She must have been masturbating lately, she's in such a good mood, no?

Posted: **Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:38 pm**

The answer is pussy cats.

She's taken my advice and made them "cannibals".

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:38 am**

And what has started as a silly game has now turned into one of the most disturbing PM webs I've ever seen. (Omph, don't think I won't be looking into that last message.

)

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:50 am**

You're all such bad people.

And there are some words there I couldn't find an explenation to at either Dictionary.com or Urbandictionary.com.

Posted: **Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:10 pm**

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:52 am**

Mr. Teg wrote:

Channeling arnoldo there, are ye?

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:04 am**

Omphalos wrote:
Mr. Teg wrote:
Channeling arnoldo there, are ye?

If I'm channleing arnoldo then you're channeling Brian.

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:09 am**

Mr. Teg wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
Mr. Teg wrote:
Channeling arnoldo there, are ye?
If I'm channleing arnoldo then you're channeling Brian.

Try again; That fucker possessed me!

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:35 pm**

The dumb bitch is at it again..

Oh, and Mandy? She started it. I had nothing against her until I found out that she was going behind my back at Haven, with paranoid speculation and outright lies. So I stand by my opinion of her. If she had any honor whatsoever, she would have taken her problems up with me (really -- red font gets her that upset? Rolling Eyes ) instead of whining to Worm.

lol.. I decided to join House Atreides, so I could reply to this bullshit.

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:08 pm**

Mandy wrote:lol.. I decided to join House Atreides, so I could reply to this bullshit.

Oh joy!

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:23 pm**

I love red font, bitch!

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:00 pm**

You guys are still engaging Hyppo? Why?

It's not like she has any relevance anymore.

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:13 pm**

She's pathetic. It's kind of sad how she twisted the story around to try and make herself look less batshit crazy. Anyway.. I was bored

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:49 pm**

Mandy wrote:

I love red font, bitch!

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:06 pm**

I think Mandy looks hot in red.

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:32 pm**

Mandy wrote:I was bored

There's your answer, Phaedrus, for most of us, I imagine.

She has absolutely NO RELEVANCE other than what we give her.

She seems incapable of coming up with anything new, so even goading her into a ranting tizzy is starting to get pretty old.

Yawn.

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:32 pm**

This is priceless, from Dune Novels:

The pizza place just called and said they're out of boneless wings!

Must resist temptation.....

Rob

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:25 pm**

I's like to think Genghis Khan probably conquered half the world because he was just too fucking bored. What we could accomplish...

Posted: **Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:54 pm**

Robspierre wrote:This is priceless, from Dune Novels:

The pizza place just called and said they're out of boneless wings!

Must resist temptation.....

Rob

Resistance is futile!

Omphalos wrote:Just hobble your fat a$$ down to the grocery store. I'm sure that they have them there.

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:50 am**

I'm "working" from home today so I might be extra-productive and join in the fun at House Atreides. I've read the thread, she's a circus freak. She's dodged Sandchigger's question about which of his comments on the sorry saga of Arrakeen were lies. You're all letting her get away with it, she's done her usual trick of diverting the topic with her brainless shit.

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:30 am**

I got burnt out in the begining that thread with Feyd and his muslim propagand.

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:17 am**

Freakzilla wrote:I got burnt out in the begining that thread with Feyd and his muslim propagand.

Reading that thread right now... awesome stuff!!

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:33 am**

chanilover wrote:I'm "working" from home today so I might be extra-productive and join in the fun at House Atreides. I've read the thread, she's a circus freak. She's dodged Sandchigger's question about which of his comments on the sorry saga of Arrakeen were lies. You're all letting her get away with it, she's done her usual trick of diverting the topic with her brainless shit.

I honestly cannot keep up with her lies anymore. Its one big messy spider-web of deciet, so why dont you join during one of your "breaks" today and pick up a thread?

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:13 pm**

lol.. I just try to keep up with the lies she tells about me. I do know she's lying when she says you (Omph) started out flaming her.. cause one minute she says she respected you and the next she says you were always vile and disgusting.

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 12:44 pm**

Phaedrus wrote:You guys are still engaging Hyppo? Why?

It's not like she has any relevance anymore.

They're all damn stalkers, that's why.

And the things they said in the PMs...even just the parts I could understand...

Oh, and my dog eats little kittens for breakfast, maybe I'll do a lil' trip to Canada.

OK, I eat little kittens for breakfast, not my dog. And I'm hungry. : (

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:12 pm**

That's cyberstalker. Please use the proper nomenclature.

Posted: **Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:57 pm**

chanilover wrote:She's dodged Sandchigger's question about which of his comments on the sorry saga of Arrakeen were lies. You're all letting her get away with it, she's done her usual trick of diverting the topic with her brainless shit.

I was hoping someone else had noticed that.

(Hiy'all! I got home last night and promptly fell over, just now getting moving again. Mmm...REM sleep!

)

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:12 am**

orald wrote:
Phaedrus wrote:You guys are still engaging Hyppo? Why?

It's not like she has any relevance anymore.
They're all damn stalkers, that's why.

And the things they said in the PMs...even just the parts I could understand...

Oh, and my dog eats little kittens for breakfast, maybe I'll do a lil' trip to Canada.

OK, I eat little kittens for breakfast, not my dog. And I'm hungry. : (

The dog in your avatar? Please, that dog looks like a pussy

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:54 am**

Tleilax Master B wrote:
orald wrote:
Phaedrus wrote:You guys are still engaging Hyppo? Why?

It's not like she has any relevance anymore.
They're all damn stalkers, that's why.

And the things they said in the PMs...even just the parts I could understand...

Oh, and my dog eats little kittens for breakfast, maybe I'll do a lil' trip to Canada.

OK, I eat little kittens for breakfast, not my dog. And I'm hungry. : (
The dog in your avatar? Please, that dog looks like a pussy

My cat could beat up that dog.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:47 am**

Freakzilla wrote:
Tleilax Master B wrote:
orald wrote:
Phaedrus wrote:You guys are still engaging Hyppo? Why?

It's not like she has any relevance anymore.
They're all damn stalkers, that's why.

And the things they said in the PMs...even just the parts I could understand...

Oh, and my dog eats little kittens for breakfast, maybe I'll do a lil' trip to Canada.

OK, I eat little kittens for breakfast, not my dog. And I'm hungry. : (
The dog in your avatar? Please, that dog looks like a pussy
My cat could beat up that dog.

kja could beat up that dog.

Hey, you guys been over to Arrakeen lately?

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:52 am**

Tleilax Master B wrote:
The dog in your avatar? Please, that dog looks like a pussy

No wonder Orald was sensitive about any criticism of Byron

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:00 am**

Nekhrun wrote:Hey, you guys been over to Arrakeen lately?

Your account has been temporarily suspended. This suspension is due to end on Jul 2 2008, 06:07 AM.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:40 am**

lol.. you're banned from a board that is offline, and you don't even know why.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:49 am**

Mandy wrote:lol.. you're banned from a board that is offline, and you don't even know why.

It's a good thing I don't care!

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:04 pm**

Tleilax Master B wrote:The dog in your avatar? Please, that dog looks like a pussy

Hey, don't involve the kids. No jokes about my fluffy wuffy.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:00 pm**

orald wrote:
Tleilax Master B wrote:The dog in your avatar? Please, that dog looks like a pussy
Hey, don't involve the kids. No jokes about my fluffy wuffy.

My Bubba could kick his ass drunk!

Rob

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:33 pm**

Hehe. I like how he is snuggled up to a beer bottle.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:16 pm**

I found Hippo's correction of Freak's post fairly amusing...considering she made a "snarky" comment about me giving a "grammar lesson" over on Fed2K.

(Poor old crippled thing, she has to strike out at us where she can.

)

Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:58 am**

I see Bubba is fat, lazy and drunk just like his owner.

Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:22 am**

I don't care if people correct my grammar or spelling, in fact, I welcome it. Admitting ignorance is the key to knowledge, eh?

Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:39 pm**

Freakzilla wrote:I don't care if people correct my grammar or spelling, in fact, I welcome it. Admitting ignorance is the key to knowledge, eh?

There's that, and there's correcting every little typo you make.
Unless the typos are either bad enough to confuse or happen to be close enough to other possible meanings, I see little point in it.

People who make tons of errors in every post though should be informed on the matter.

Unless it's KJA, y'know nobody's perfect and there are always some hundreds of errors left even after proof-reading it a whole whopping one time.

Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:05 pm**

orald wrote:I see Bubba is fat, lazy and drunk just like his owner.

Awww somebodies jealous

Rob

Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:22 pm**

orald wrote:I see Bubba is fat, lazy and drunk.

Ah, just the way orald likes 'em

Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:58 pm**

Mr. Teg wrote:
orald wrote:I see Bubba is fat, lazy and drunk.
Ah, just the way orald likes 'em

Bill Clinton too.

Posted: **Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:46 pm**

Mr. Teg wrote:
orald wrote:I see Bubba is fat, lazy and drunk.
Ah, just the way orald likes 'em

You wish.

I ain't touching you with a 20 feet pole!

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:13 am**

orald wrote:
Mr. Teg wrote:
orald wrote:I see Bubba is fat, lazy and drunk.
Ah, just the way orald likes 'em
You wish.

I ain't touching you with a 20 feet pole!

Not very surprising if your pole is only 1 inch

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:02 pm**

Omphalos wrote:
Robspierre wrote:This is priceless, from Dune Novels:

The pizza place just called and said they're out of boneless wings!

Must resist temptation.....

Rob
Resistance is futile!

Omphalos wrote:Just hobble your fat a$$ down to the grocery store. I'm sure that they have them there.

Still can't believe that Byron did not deleted that...i think he must have really enjoyed it

Posted: **Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:50 pm**

Rakis wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
Robspierre wrote:This is priceless, from Dune Novels:

The pizza place just called and said they're out of boneless wings!

Must resist temptation.....

Rob
Resistance is futile!

Omphalos wrote:Just hobble your fat a$$ down to the grocery store. I'm sure that they have them there.
Still can't believe that Byron did not deleted that...i think he must have really enjoyed it

I thought he was willing to let that thread alone, but I think he deleted something else from me in it, but I cant remember for certain.

Posted: **Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:05 pm**

Omphalos wrote:
Rakis wrote:
Omphalos wrote:
Robspierre wrote:This is priceless, from Dune Novels:

The pizza place just called and said they're out of boneless wings!

Must resist temptation.....

Rob
Resistance is futile!

Omphalos wrote:Just hobble your fat a$$ down to the grocery store. I'm sure that they have them there.
Still can't believe that Byron did not deleted that...i think he must have really enjoyed it
I thought he was willing to let that thread alone, but I think he deleted something else from me in it, but I cant remember for certain.

Well, you made up for it by questionning if Hyppo was really a woman...

...but now i'm afraid she will post a pic or something, just to prove you wrong...

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:47 am**

I actually would love to see one. I suspect that her fat ass would be bunched up between the arms of some unfortunate office chair, overflowing to the point that the arms themselves no longer stand parallel to one another, even when she hefts herself out for a snack. She would probably be out of breath from turning towards the camera, and would be resting one of her meaty forearms on the handle of her four-pronged walker's cane. The light source would be the sun, streaming through the green plastic painter's drop cloths on her roof, which would catch and accentuate the mold stains on her remaining tooth. The strain of her smile would probably open wide the traech-hole in her neck, and bloody saliva would be shooting under the force of her rarely used neck muscles.

Can you imagine how unruly her eyebrows must be at this point? Or the crud that is on her tongue from making out with arnoldo? I can just imagine the visible fingerprints on her Yoko-Ono sized glasses. She probably can't lift her arms up to her face, so I imagine some of those glasses stains are decades old.

If she put one up at DN, Id post it here in the member's photo thread.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:56 pm**

^^^

I once answered my friend's question and told her she was chubby, so she later e-mailed me a pic of her in a bikini in her room, showing she was not, in fact, chubby.
*Yum

*

And can I borrow fat Bubba for a day? I've got a mouse in da house.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:27 pm**

Actually, I rather suspect that instead of the tub of lard blimb we are getting our chuckles from imagining, she's one of these thin, scraggly PWT wrecks...you know, "a rag, a bone and a tuft of hair". Maybe she used to be fat, and has the hangy fold flaps to prove it, but isn't particularly overweight now. Leathery skin, deep lines and creases on her face, in patterns that show she never laughs or really enjoys life.

In a word, pinched.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:00 pm**

Omphalos wrote:...her fat ass would be bunched up between the arms of some unfortunate office chair, overflowing to the point that the arms themselves no longer stand parallel to one another, even when she hefts herself out for a snack. She would probably be out of breath from turning towards the camera, and would be resting one of her meaty forearms on the handle of her four-pronged walker's cane. The light source would be the sun, streaming through the green plastic painter's drop cloths on her roof, which would catch and accentuate the mold stains on her remaining tooth. The strain of her smile would probably open wide the traech-hole in her neck, and bloody saliva would be shooting under the force of her rarely used neck muscles.

Beautifully written! Loved the imagery.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:49 pm**

Freakzilla wrote:
Omphalos wrote:...her fat ass would be bunched up between the arms of some unfortunate office chair, overflowing to the point that the arms themselves no longer stand parallel to one another, even when she hefts herself out for a snack. She would probably be out of breath from turning towards the camera, and would be resting one of her meaty forearms on the handle of her four-pronged walker's cane. The light source would be the sun, streaming through the green plastic painter's drop cloths on her roof, which would catch and accentuate the mold stains on her remaining tooth. The strain of her smile would probably open wide the traech-hole in her neck, and bloody saliva would be shooting under the force of her rarely used neck muscles.
Beautifully written! Loved the imagery.

Well written indeed...but makes me wanna throw up !!

She responded on DNBBS, saying she IS a woman, old enough to be Sole man's mom...How old is he? 15-16? Can't imagine her having kids...

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:18 pm**

I think I saw him post that he's 13.

Posted: **Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:22 pm**

She's 44.

There probably won't be any offspring squirming out of that gash. But you never know.

(Eeeew.)

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:01 am**

SandChigger wrote:Actually, I rather suspect that instead of the tub of lard blimb we are getting our chuckles from imagining, she's one of these thin, scraggly PWT wrecks...you know, "a rag, a bone and a tuft of hair". Maybe she used to be fat, and has the hangy fold flaps to prove it, but isn't particularly overweight now. Leathery skin, deep lines and creases on her face, in patterns that show she never laughs or really enjoys life.

In a word, pinched.

I don't think so. People like that are usually either meth-heads or spend a lot of time in the sun, walking from one place to another. If she has a cane, I don't see that happening. Plus, I've seen her going on about eating all kinds of crap food. And she spends so much time in front of the computer, she cant be getting any exercise. I'm betting that she is a tub.

Though I do like the "tuft of hair" bit. I think Ill work that into my next description.

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:20 am**

I think she has a monobrow, frumpy glasses and at least one of those massive moles on her face with hairs poking out of it. She once mentioned that she tried to get her mother to follow her lead and wear trousers back in the 70s, so she probably had crap legs back then, and is now an obese tub of shit. She probably cuts her own hair.

Posted: **Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:42 am**

Rakis wrote:She responded on DNBBS, saying she IS a woman, old enough to be Sole man's mom...How old is he? 15-16? Can't imagine her having kids...

She IS sole-man's mom!

Or else she wouldn't automatically know herself to be exctly old enough for that, or give him as an example.

CL wrote:She probably cuts her own hair

Cuz everyone else is afraid to get near?

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:06 am**

Has http://www.houseatreides.com/ gone the way of the Dodo?

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:41 am**

FFS, has Hypo struck again?

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:00 am**

This happened to me once before, but it came back once I reloaded the page. Not this time though.

I was just there yesterday! Fucking Hyppo! What did she do now?!

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:12 am**

Google says the account expired.

EDIT: lol.. I know you already knew that.

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:11 pm**

She's been awfully quiet everywhere except DN.

Let's hope her jinx works there, too!

(Nasty gash.

)

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:13 pm**

Maybe it was my response to Chig's word association post that broke the internet.

Posted: **Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:48 pm**

Wanna explain that?

I briefly considered asking...twice (it was there about two days, right?)...but decided to just surf away.

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:53 am**

The forum itself is still alive. You can find it here
http://houseatreides2.freeforums.org/
There seem to be issues with the top-level domain, however. I´ll be trying to contact the domain-owner and see what I can do in regards to that.
It may seem like trying to prolong the life of something that was only clinging to life by the flimsiest of threads in the first place, but I have some very fond memories of houseatreides and will not let it go without a fight.

Robin

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:46 am**

SandChigger wrote:Wanna explain that?

I briefly considered asking...twice (it was there about two days, right?)...but decided to just surf away.

What's to explain? You said found, then I thought, What has been found?

Then I thought, Jared's penis, you know, 'cause he lost all that weight.

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:29 pm**

Ah.

Less is more.

Posted: **Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:24 pm**

Just did not yet feel like letting this one die.

Hyppo wrote:

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:17 am**

I can has new eyez when deez go POP?!

(No, Retard, you can't. We don't serve customers who can't speak proper English here.

)

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:41 am**

REPULSIVE!!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:16 am**

Ooh. May just have to whip up an exploding eyeballz version for that! 8)

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:23 am**

8 months and still offline 8). You guys must have SPAMMED up a storm for her to take 8 months of grueling labour to clean it all up huh?

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:09 pm**

I haven't heard fro Edric in months.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:54 pm**

Hmm...It's a been a week or two since I went over and tried logging in with "Bitch" and "ScrewYouBitch".

Yawn.

Best to just write this one off. 'Keen ain't coming back.

And with the current Nob as Naib, who cares?

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:09 pm**

SandChigger wrote:Hmm...It's a been a week or two since I went over and tried logging in with "Bitch" and "ScrewYouBitch".

Yawn.

Best to just write this one off. 'Keen ain't coming back.

And with the current Nob as Naib, who cares?

Ive stopped trying to log in with that kind of stuff too. I dont even much bother with HA anymore. I guess she got tired of us. And you know what, in hindsight, I think that is all I really wanted.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:21 pm**

I popped by there last night and noticed that FantaPoop had popped up again and posted some images without comment.

He seems to be taking his clues from the lead of that other great Heespanic member of DN, arnoldolt.

Choose your heroes wisely.

Edit: Just went back and checked; two images: the first of the bomb-turbaned Talifan from the unencyclopedia KJA page and then some finger-snapping Espanic grease ball.

I guess he's trying to call us Talifans?

Who knows. Or cares?