
Phaedrus wrote:I was thinking last night about turning Brian into Ronald McDonald, to match Phaedrus' Kevin as Colonel Sanders. I guess we could make Byron the Burger King?
Oh, that's a good idea. A pair of good ideas, actually.
orald wrote:Phaedrus wrote:I was thinking last night about turning Brian into Ronald McDonald, to match Phaedrus' Kevin as Colonel Sanders. I guess we could make Byron the Burger King?
Oh, that's a good idea. A pair of good ideas, actually.
The first was MY idea. I demand credit for it!![]()
orald wrote:Phaedrus wrote:I was thinking last night about turning Brian into Ronald McDonald, to match Phaedrus' Kevin as Colonel Sanders. I guess we could make Byron the Burger King?
Oh, that's a good idea. A pair of good ideas, actually.
The first was MY idea. I demand credit for it!![]()
Hah, Phaedrus, you thought an idea I came up with is good! Haha!
Phaedrus wrote:SandChigger posted it here way before you even saw Colonel Anders. Sorry, but you fail.
Check the timestamps if you don't believe me.
orald wrote:I wonder if Brian would fit the McDonald's clown outfit...they both have fake curly hair and are creepy.
SC wrote:I'll see what I can come up with this morning.
"Colonel Anders" is a tough act to follow, though!![]()
SandChigger wrote:I was thinking last night about turning Brian into Ronald McDonald, to match Phaedrus' Kevin as Colonel Sanders. I guess we could make Byron the Burger King?
orald wrote:I wonder if Brian would fit the McDonald's clown outfit...they both have fake curly hair and are creepy.
Mr. Teg wrote:Haha..thanks, that shit was hilarious!
(Remember keep it in the pm system so you know who can't see you know what tee-hee-hee.)
SandChigger wrote:Really, is this that important?
Omphalos wrote:None of my chronic problems have to do with mail. I just don't understand why my PM system isn't working.
SandChigger wrote:So OK...did everybody get the Monday update?
inhuien wrote:What are these updates?
Omphalos wrote:inhuien wrote:What are these updates?
Apparently some Jacurutu secret that Im not allowed to see.![]()
inhuien wrote:What are these updates?
Phaedrus wrote:Hopefully, everyone's in the loop now. If you're not sure what's going on, just PM SandChigger, he'll get you updated real quick!
Tleilax Master B wrote:SandChigger wrote:So OK...did everybody get the Monday update?
Hey! Why am I not getting these PMs!![]()
SandChigger wrote:Tleilax Master B wrote:SandChigger wrote:So OK...did everybody get the Monday update?
Hey! Why am I not getting these PMs!![]()
Simple:
1. You're short.
2. You're gray.
3. You have small pointy ears.
4. You smell funny.
5. You're nasty and do unsightly things with your hands in public.
6. Did I mention the smell? Dude, word: bath.
That's what I got. Anyone else think of anything else?
(13athroom: I sent you all the PMs so far, um, 13, strangely enough! PM me if you have any questions about them.)
Phaedrus wrote:I'm at 15. Someone needs to compare notes. (Edit: SC, are we counting...those? If we aren't, I'm at 13, too.)
7. It's a powindah matter. You wouldn't understand.
8. You've been spending too much time at the selamlik lately, talking about the Ascendancy and the anticipated death/slavery of the rest of us.
Tleilax Master B wrote:Hee hee, I'm in the loop now. Classic!
Omphalos wrote:She just never stops entertaining, does she?
And there has been Hypposign over on House Atreides.
Mr. Teg wrote:
Mr. Teg wrote:Omphalos wrote:Mr. Teg wrote:
Channeling arnoldo there, are ye?
If I'm channleing arnoldo then you're channeling Brian.
Oh, and Mandy? She started it. I had nothing against her until I found out that she was going behind my back at Haven, with paranoid speculation and outright lies. So I stand by my opinion of her. If she had any honor whatsoever, she would have taken her problems up with me (really -- red font gets her that upset? Rolling Eyes ) instead of whining to Worm.
Mandy wrote:lol.. I decided to join House Atreides, so I could reply to this bullshit.
Mandy wrote::P
I love red font, bitch!
Mandy wrote:I was bored
The pizza place just called and said they're out of boneless wings!
Robspierre wrote:This is priceless, from Dune Novels:The pizza place just called and said they're out of boneless wings!
Must resist temptation.....![]()
Rob
Omphalos wrote:Just hobble your fat a$$ down to the grocery store. I'm sure that they have them there.
Freakzilla wrote:I got burnt out in the begining that thread with Feyd and his muslim propagand.
chanilover wrote:I'm "working" from home today so I might be extra-productive and join in the fun at House Atreides. I've read the thread, she's a circus freak. She's dodged Sandchigger's question about which of his comments on the sorry saga of Arrakeen were lies. You're all letting her get away with it, she's done her usual trick of diverting the topic with her brainless shit.
Phaedrus wrote:You guys are still engaging Hyppo? Why?
It's not like she has any relevance anymore.
chanilover wrote:She's dodged Sandchigger's question about which of his comments on the sorry saga of Arrakeen were lies. You're all letting her get away with it, she's done her usual trick of diverting the topic with her brainless shit.
orald wrote:Phaedrus wrote:You guys are still engaging Hyppo? Why?
It's not like she has any relevance anymore.
They're all damn stalkers, that's why.
And the things they said in the PMs...even just the parts I could understand...
Oh, and my dog eats little kittens for breakfast, maybe I'll do a lil' trip to Canada.![]()
OK, I eat little kittens for breakfast, not my dog. And I'm hungry. : (
Tleilax Master B wrote:orald wrote:Phaedrus wrote:You guys are still engaging Hyppo? Why?
It's not like she has any relevance anymore.
They're all damn stalkers, that's why.
And the things they said in the PMs...even just the parts I could understand...
Oh, and my dog eats little kittens for breakfast, maybe I'll do a lil' trip to Canada.![]()
OK, I eat little kittens for breakfast, not my dog. And I'm hungry. : (
The dog in your avatar? Please, that dog looks like a pussy
Freakzilla wrote:Tleilax Master B wrote:orald wrote:Phaedrus wrote:You guys are still engaging Hyppo? Why?
It's not like she has any relevance anymore.
They're all damn stalkers, that's why.
And the things they said in the PMs...even just the parts I could understand...
Oh, and my dog eats little kittens for breakfast, maybe I'll do a lil' trip to Canada.![]()
OK, I eat little kittens for breakfast, not my dog. And I'm hungry. : (
The dog in your avatar? Please, that dog looks like a pussy
My cat could beat up that dog.
Nekhrun wrote:Hey, you guys been over to Arrakeen lately?
Mandy wrote:lol.. you're banned from a board that is offline, and you don't even know why.
Tleilax Master B wrote:The dog in your avatar? Please, that dog looks like a pussy
orald wrote:Tleilax Master B wrote:The dog in your avatar? Please, that dog looks like a pussy
Hey, don't involve the kids. No jokes about my fluffy wuffy.
Freakzilla wrote:I don't care if people correct my grammar or spelling, in fact, I welcome it. Admitting ignorance is the key to knowledge, eh?
Mr. Teg wrote:orald wrote:I see Bubba is fat, lazy and drunk.
Ah, just the way orald likes 'em
Mr. Teg wrote:orald wrote:I see Bubba is fat, lazy and drunk.
Ah, just the way orald likes 'em
orald wrote:Mr. Teg wrote:orald wrote:I see Bubba is fat, lazy and drunk.
Ah, just the way orald likes 'em
You wish.
I ain't touching you with a 20 feet pole!
Omphalos wrote:Robspierre wrote:This is priceless, from Dune Novels:The pizza place just called and said they're out of boneless wings!
Must resist temptation.....![]()
Rob
Resistance is futile!Omphalos wrote:Just hobble your fat a$$ down to the grocery store. I'm sure that they have them there.
Rakis wrote:Omphalos wrote:Robspierre wrote:This is priceless, from Dune Novels:The pizza place just called and said they're out of boneless wings!
Must resist temptation.....![]()
Rob
Resistance is futile!Omphalos wrote:Just hobble your fat a$$ down to the grocery store. I'm sure that they have them there.
Still can't believe that Byron did not deleted that...i think he must have really enjoyed it![]()
Omphalos wrote:Rakis wrote:Omphalos wrote:Robspierre wrote:This is priceless, from Dune Novels:The pizza place just called and said they're out of boneless wings!
Must resist temptation.....![]()
Rob
Resistance is futile!Omphalos wrote:Just hobble your fat a$$ down to the grocery store. I'm sure that they have them there.
Still can't believe that Byron did not deleted that...i think he must have really enjoyed it![]()
I thought he was willing to let that thread alone, but I think he deleted something else from me in it, but I cant remember for certain.
Omphalos wrote:...her fat ass would be bunched up between the arms of some unfortunate office chair, overflowing to the point that the arms themselves no longer stand parallel to one another, even when she hefts herself out for a snack. She would probably be out of breath from turning towards the camera, and would be resting one of her meaty forearms on the handle of her four-pronged walker's cane. The light source would be the sun, streaming through the green plastic painter's drop cloths on her roof, which would catch and accentuate the mold stains on her remaining tooth. The strain of her smile would probably open wide the traech-hole in her neck, and bloody saliva would be shooting under the force of her rarely used neck muscles.
Freakzilla wrote:Omphalos wrote:...her fat ass would be bunched up between the arms of some unfortunate office chair, overflowing to the point that the arms themselves no longer stand parallel to one another, even when she hefts herself out for a snack. She would probably be out of breath from turning towards the camera, and would be resting one of her meaty forearms on the handle of her four-pronged walker's cane. The light source would be the sun, streaming through the green plastic painter's drop cloths on her roof, which would catch and accentuate the mold stains on her remaining tooth. The strain of her smile would probably open wide the traech-hole in her neck, and bloody saliva would be shooting under the force of her rarely used neck muscles.
Beautifully written! Loved the imagery.
SandChigger wrote:Actually, I rather suspect that instead of the tub of lard blimb we are getting our chuckles from imagining, she's one of these thin, scraggly PWT wrecks...you know, "a rag, a bone and a tuft of hair". Maybe she used to be fat, and has the hangy fold flaps to prove it, but isn't particularly overweight now. Leathery skin, deep lines and creases on her face, in patterns that show she never laughs or really enjoys life.
In a word, pinched.
Rakis wrote:She responded on DNBBS, saying she IS a woman, old enough to be Sole man's mom...How old is he? 15-16? Can't imagine her having kids...
CL wrote:She probably cuts her own hair
SandChigger wrote:Wanna explain that?
I briefly considered asking...twice (it was there about two days, right?)...but decided to just surf away.![]()
Hyppo wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Hmm...It's a been a week or two since I went over and tried logging in with "Bitch" and "ScrewYouBitch".
Yawn.
Best to just write this one off. 'Keen ain't coming back.
And with the current Nob as Naib, who cares?
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