important question

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important question

Postby The Phantom » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:03 am

Would you rather fight a bear with sharks for arms, or 200 1st graders?
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Re: important question

Postby SandChigger » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:20 am

Uh-oh, BeeBee been imbibing again? :P

The first-graders. You just have to make a few cry and the others fall nicely into line. :twisted:

Huh. Weird ... I'm getting Rilke on the Memory Channel.

What's the poem about encompassing the death of a child? Something about feeding one molded bread? Is that one of the Duino Elegies?

Anyway, what's this all about, BB?
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Re: important question

Postby GamePlayer » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:38 am

Definitely the bear with sharks for arms. Just avoid with the rope-a-dope for a bit and eventually the sharks will suffocate, leaving the bear wide open for the coup de grâce. :)
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Re: important question

Postby Nekhrun » Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:09 am

I'll take the 200 1st graders. I can kick or swing a bat at least that many times before I get tired.
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Re: important question

Postby The Phantom » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:10 am

just figured i'd throw out a random thread :P

i'd take the bear... only one entity to worry about and the sharks only add a little functionality over the regular claws you'd have to contend with. if you're quick, you could beat him... those first graders can be thrown around and they just get back up and the sheer numbers would overwhelm you, IMHO
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Re: important question

Postby The Phantom » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:11 am

GamePlayer wrote:Definitely the bear with sharks for arms. Just avoid with the rope-a-dope for a bit and eventually the sharks will suffocate, leaving the bear wide open for the coup de grâce. :)



sharks that receive oxygen from the bear's respiratory system... so the suffocation thing doesn't work
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Re: important question

Postby Freakzilla » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:44 am

200 1st graders.
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Re: important question

Postby Omphalos » Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:01 pm

I'd take the bear and enlist the aid of the 200 1st graders. That way their numbers would be winnowed down to something manageable before they turned on me.
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Re: important question

Postby GamePlayer » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:16 pm

Baraka Bryan wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:Definitely the bear with sharks for arms. Just avoid with the rope-a-dope for a bit and eventually the sharks will suffocate, leaving the bear wide open for the coup de grâce. :)


sharks that receive oxygen from the bear's respiratory system... so the suffocation thing doesn't work


Oh yeah. What was I thinking? :roll:

Well fear not because I use my Two-Handed Sword of Shark-Armed Bear Slaying +99, naturally rolling all 20s. I also have more money than Gawd and recently dragged him, Satan, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Dr. Manhattan and Oprah into a MMA ring where, broadcast on Faux, I then proceeded to beat them all to death with my 100" blue cybernetic cock. You know what they say, once you've had bio-engineered, you never go back! :P :lol:
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Re: important question

Postby SandChigger » Mon Jun 29, 2009 4:04 pm

Nekhrun wrote:I'll take the 200 1st graders. I can kick or swing a bat at least that many times before I get tired.

NOW we're talkin'! :twisted:

GamePlayer wrote:I then proceeded to beat them all to death with my 100" blue cybernetic cock. You know what they say, once you've had bio-engineered, you never go back! :P :lol:

[swoons]

:P
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Re: important question

Postby Rakis » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:31 pm

GamePlayer wrote:
Baraka Bryan wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:Definitely the bear with sharks for arms. Just avoid with the rope-a-dope for a bit and eventually the sharks will suffocate, leaving the bear wide open for the coup de grâce. :)


sharks that receive oxygen from the bear's respiratory system... so the suffocation thing doesn't work


Oh yeah. What was I thinking? :roll:

Well fear not because I use my Two-Handed Sword of Shark-Armed Bear Slaying +99


Meh...that's still doesn't beat my Shield-of-ever-wrong, you know the one with Gary Bettman's head on it...go head, hit on it as hard as you can... :)
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Re: important question

Postby Eyes High » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:45 pm

aww be men and take them all on at once.

And through in a couple dozen teenage girls at a 60% shoe sale. :twisted:
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Re: important question

Postby Rakis » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:57 pm

Eyes High wrote:
And through in a couple dozen teenage girls at a 60% shoe sale. :twisted:
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Hmmm...point taken... :)
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Re: important question

Postby The Phantom » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:50 am

Eyes High wrote:aww be men and take them all on at once.

And through in a couple dozen teenage girls at a 60% shoe sale. :twisted:
:twisted:


i'll take them on ;) (as long as they're 18 of course)
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Re: important question

Postby GamePlayer » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:31 am

SandChigger wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:I then proceeded to beat them all to death with my 100" blue cybernetic cock. You know what they say, once you've had bio-engineered, you never go back! :P :lol:

[swoons]

:P


You should see it when erect :)

Rakis wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:Well fear not because I use my Two-Handed Sword of Shark-Armed Bear Slaying +99


Meh...that's still doesn't beat my Shield-of-ever-wrong, you know the one with Gary Bettman's head on it...go head, hit on it as hard as you can... :)


I have a very easy time envisioning a shield with Bettman's visage emblazoned upon it. And an even easier time seeing you standing atop Bettman's decapitated body holding his severed head in your other hand Clash-of-the-Titans style :)

Eyes High wrote:aww be men and take them all on at once.

And through in a couple dozen teenage girls at a 60% shoe sale. :twisted:
:twisted:


What, my MMA record doesn't impress you enough? Myabe you need a beating too :wink: :P :lol:
I haven't been able to handle teenage girls for many a year. "Divide by half, add 7" keeps getting older every year :P :lol:
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Re: important question

Postby The Phantom » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:10 am

GamePlayer wrote:I haven't been able to handle teenage girls for many a year. "Divide by half, add 7" keeps getting older every year :P :lol:


at 22, that line falls at 18 for me, so I still have a few years :)
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Re: important question

Postby SandChigger » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:35 pm

Let's see ... "a couple dozen" is 24; divided by half gives 12; add 7 gives 19.

19 teenage girls?

YES, PLEASE!!! :P
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Re: important question

Postby GamePlayer » Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:42 pm

I really need to move to Japan where that kind of thing is socially acceptable :)
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Re: important question

Postby SandChigger » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:49 pm

Ret's allu Enjo(y)-Kosai! :P
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