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Hulk Smash!!!

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:16 pm
by Omphalos
John Hurt? Edward Norton? Liv Tyler? Social commentary? Personal retribution? Defeating inner demons? I always said that this story still had a little life in it. Though I am holding back my kudos for now.

BTW, the soundtrack for Iron Man is sounding great.

Re: Hulk Smash!!!

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:35 pm
by GamePlayer
Omphalos wrote:BTW, the soundtrack for Iron Man is sounding great.
I recognized Audioslave's "Cochise" the instant it started playing :)

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:53 pm
by SandChigger
ANOTHER Hulk movie? :shock:

I mean...why? How long has it been since they made the first one? (Sucked soiled ass except for some of the SFX, IMHO.)

Fuck Hollywood.

(Even this supposed new Dune movie is just a part of the pattern. :roll: )

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:03 am
by Omphalos
They made two of those fucking horrible Fantastic Four movies. Did you actually think that everyone involved with this was going to lose the opportunity for a paycheck just because it sucks? Silly bug.

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:09 am
by SandChigger
:(

Yeah...but...but...Jessica Alba.

Aoooooooooooooooooooooooo! :D

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:17 am
by GamePlayer
[rant...you've been warned]

You know those times when everyone else thinks some chick is so hot and you're just sitting there wondering what the hell they see that you're not? Yeah, welcome to my reaction to Jessica Alba. There are thousands of Hollywood female flavors-of-the-month I find more attractive than Jessica Alba. I can barely get through a film in which she stars because her acting is so bloody awful. Yes, I've heard the "We're not watching the acting" defense but I'm sorry, no amount of hotness will carry me through an entire two hours of vomit-inducing performance unless she's naked in a Lynch-esque lesbian scene. And no chance of that because the clueless dolt won't do nude scenes; yeah, that prude is definitely a big turn on :roll: IMO, Alba is the poster child for everything superficial and manufactured in Hollywood actors today. What a waste of time.

[/rant]

Now, Liv Tyler on the other hand...there's a reason to see the new Incredible Hulk 8)

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:27 am
by Omphalos
Double ditto, dude. Jessica Alba is the latin Jessica Simpson. No wonder they have the same name. Both nice look at, and my wife and I love positing when they each had their last plastic surgery procedure, but they both SUCK at acting.

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:54 pm
by SandChigger
(I've just found her hot since she's been preggers. ;) )

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:07 am
by Freakzilla
Have you seen Lucky Chuck? :shock:

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:01 am
by SandChigger
You talkin' ta me? :evil:

:shock:

Nope. Will have a look around though, now.... :D


Later...

Um...Lucky Chuck appears to be a book on traffic safety for kids. ;)

Good Luck Chuck is the movie. Sounds forgettable.

Except for the penguins. Loves penguins! :P

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:47 am
by Freakzilla
Yeah, that's it. It's actually pretty funny, worth a rental at least. There's a pantily clad Jessica Alba to make it worth your while too.

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:41 am
by SandChigger
She doesn't look preggers in the pix, tho. :(

(It's all about that amniotic fluid, dude. Jooooosay! :D )

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:27 am
by Freakzilla
My wife has never been as ummm, "romantic" as when she was pregnant. It seems like the opposite would be true. But they do have that peculiar glow. That two seems like it would be the opposite since they have another creature feeding off their energy from the inside.

Women, go figure...

Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:45 am
by Omphalos
Freakzilla wrote:My wife has never been as ummm, "romantic" as when she was pregnant.
Mine was. Hoo boy, mine was. :D :shock: :twisted: :P :wink:

Re: Hulk Smash!!!

Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:04 pm
by Ragabash
Omphalos wrote:John Hurt? Edward Norton? Liv Tyler? Social commentary? Personal retribution? Defeating inner demons? I always said that this story still had a little life in it. Though I am holding back my kudos for now.
HULK SMASH!!!!