New Woody Allen film to feature steamy lesbian scene

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New Woody Allen film to feature steamy lesbian scene

Postby GamePlayer » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:11 pm

In a headline sure to grab every man's attention, Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz apparently have a graphic lesbian scene in the newest Woody Allen film. Anyone familiar with film will instantly recognize my reference to Lynch's Mulholland Drive featuring the notorious scene with Naomi Watts and Laura Harring :)

http://www.cinematical.com/2008/02/07/scarlett-johansson-and-penelope-cruz-shoot-steamy-lesbian-scene/

I've seen three or four Woody Allen films in my film geek life, but never been much of a fan. Match Point was probably the strongest, IMO. But I'll naturally be doing my film fan duty and watching this next film :)
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Postby Freakzilla » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:31 pm

I think his comedy is good, I just can't stand him. I guess it's the accent.
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Postby Omphalos » Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:35 pm

I really havent like anything he put out since Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask. Actually, except for that one, Im not such a fan.
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Postby Omphalos » Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:03 pm

Although that does sound pretty cool. :lol:
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Postby Freakzilla » Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:16 pm

I don't find Penelope Cruz very attractive but I'd watch Scarlett in anything.
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Re: New Woody Allen film to feature steamy lesbian scene

Postby Liege-Killer » Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:25 pm

GamePlayer wrote:In a headline sure to grab every man's attention [...]


Not mine. Here's one heterosexual male who has not the slightest interest in seeing two women get it on; I've never understood what the attraction is.
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Postby GamePlayer » Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:42 pm

I can understand. I was once much the same way. Not sure what happened to change my mind, but I like the idea now. Maybe my mind is getting more dirty as I age :)
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Postby Omphalos » Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:48 pm

I go back and forth on the issue. For the longest time it has not interested me, then I saw something recently that changed my mind a bit.
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Postby GamePlayer » Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:57 pm

I will admit that I don't usually respond to many of the typical lesbian videos that most of my friends seem to go crazy about. You know the kind I mean, like the stereotypical pair of identical/near identical blonde barbie-esque bimbos with fake boobs. I actually laugh at those videos cause they come across as so absurdly disingenuous. Those are the kind of videos that beg to be parodied on some place like SomethingAwful.com. However, there is some truly hot stuff I've seen with really attractive lesbians that works wonders for me. I also think Cruz and Johansson will work just right :)
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Postby Omphalos » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:00 pm

When I was a kid I was totally into it. Then I finally got some and realized what it was all about. Or maybe it was after somebody did me righteously? Anyway, after that, not so much interest any longer.
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Postby SandChigger » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:47 pm

Maybe I just haven't seen it (discussed), but do women get as excited about two guys making out as men get about two women doing it?

Difference in wiring, maybe? It seems sometimes the male brain is wired to get excited by just about anything.

ChiggerBint's gone for the weekend and I gotta tell you...that loaf of bread on the oven as been flirting with me all morning....

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Postby Freakzilla » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:51 pm

I suppose if I saw two women I knew going at it it would turn me on but lesbian porn just doesn't do it for me.
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Postby Omphalos » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:54 pm

My guess is its not so much with the visual of it all (though that is nothing to scoff at) but the possibility of it all. For a man, he's thinking of tagging two chicks at once, if only he could figure out how to swing an invitation. My guess is that a woman thinks "ew, not two of those hairy, stinky things at once! No fucking way!"
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Postby GamePlayer » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:23 pm

SandChigger wrote:Maybe I just haven't seen it (discussed), but do women get as excited about two guys making out as men get about two women doing it?


Oh yes, at least the girls I know swoon over the idea. But I suppose it's only fair, because the girls are just as disgusted with us salivating about hot lesbians. :)
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Postby Omphalos » Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:31 am

SandChigger wrote:Maybe I just haven't seen it (discussed), but do women get as excited about two guys making out as men get about two women doing it?

Difference in wiring, maybe? It seems sometimes the male brain is wired to get excited by just about anything.

ChiggerBint's gone for the weekend and I gotta tell you...that loaf of bread on the oven as been flirting with me all morning....

:shock:


Did you ever watch that movie Life on Earth? There is a scene where Roberto Bennini (sp?) is confessing to a....Cardinal, I think, in Rome in a taxi, about fucking a pumpkin.
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Postby Mandy » Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:21 am

SandChigger wrote:Maybe I just haven't seen it (discussed), but do women get as excited about two guys making out as men get about two women doing it?

Difference in wiring, maybe? It seems sometimes the male brain is wired to get excited by just about anything.

ChiggerBint's gone for the weekend and I gotta tell you...that loaf of bread on the oven as been flirting with me all morning....

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It's not really the gender of the people making out but maybe the attitude? I don't know.. if they look dead behind the eyes I don't find it exciting, but if they (males or females) actually look like they are into it, then I think it's sexy.
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Postby SandChigger » Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:26 pm

Hmm. Okee-dokee.

Omphalos wrote:Did you ever watch that movie Life on Earth? There is a scene where Roberto Bennini (sp?) is confessing to a....Cardinal, I think, in Rome in a taxi, about fucking a pumpkin.

I seem to remember having seen that, but I probably would have stopped watching before he got to the good bits...can't abide Bennini...he's the "Ay! Principessa! Life is Beautiful" guy with the big nose, right? Loathe him.
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Postby Omphalos » Sun Feb 10, 2008 9:30 pm

He is an annoying bastard. That scene was very typical of his style. But it was the first time I saw him and it stuck with me.
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Postby Freakzilla » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:42 pm

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Scarlett :shock:

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Postby Omphalos » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:33 pm

Uffda, I'd love to just give her a squeeze or two.
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Postby GamePlayer » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:34 pm

Fine looking lady :)
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Postby Freakzilla » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:40 pm

I saw a picture of her as a brunette, I thought she was much more attractive.

Didn't have an effect on her figure though.
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Re: New Woody Allen film to feature steamy lesbian scene

Postby Star Dust » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:50 pm

I think I am abnormally into woman on woman. It's hard to find good vids though. I cannot STAND the typical staged/porno vids where it's all about the closup and getting glammed up for the camera. Horrible stuff. But when you see the real deal with real people, it rocks.

I think there are some fundamental reasons why lesbian porn has a much wider audience than gay porn. Men are visual people, and women are more visually pleasing. Well, I think they are at least. Anyway...

Anybody see the previews for The Other Boleyn Girl? Two of my all-time favorite spank bank fantasy figures are in this movie - Scarlet Johansonn and Natalie Portman!!!! Oh my!
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Re: New Woody Allen film to feature steamy lesbian scene

Postby Freakzilla » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:16 pm

Star Dust wrote:Anybody see the previews for The Other Boleyn Girl? Two of my all-time favorite spank bank fantasy figures are in this movie - Scarlet Johansonn and Natalie Portman!!!! Oh my!


Check out this interview clip:

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/2045268/6458334

I swear, I thought Scarlett was about to jump on Natelie :P
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Postby Star Dust » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:25 pm

Holy shit! She does! She's looking at Natalie in a most "I want to jump your bones" way. omg omg
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Postby Omphalos » Sat Apr 12, 2008 2:35 pm

And now we know why. I hear that the movie totally sucks. But I guess that was a good way to advertise it, no?
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