by SandRider » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:29 pm
wasn't there a thread about this before ?
cuz I surely remember making some comment about the slutty midget ....
seems like this was another one of those horseshit 80s movie my then teenaged boys
were pawning all my tools for the $6 tickets (or whatever the seemingly outrageous
Mall O' the South in Memphis "mega-cinema" with 10 screens' price was) and getting
hyper over how "radical" it was, until one day, while taking a sick-day to drink, I stumbled
into a theater and saw it - and laughed and laughed, and spilt the bourbon I had poured
into the concession stand's cup of ice ($3, plus tax) and was asked to quiet down or
leave by a skinny twenty-something usher who got his flashlight taken away from him,
and by the time he had retrieved it from beneath the second row's seats where it had
landed after bouncing off the screen, had had a Little Talk With Jesus and decided he
didn't want My Trouble .... this ruckus almost broke the concentration of the one other
man in the theater, who was masturbating furiously under a duster (overcoat, to the
rest of you) and it was late summer in the mid-south ....