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Somebody should make an Inception-type movie there before people move in. Beijing Film Academy should be all over that shit.

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I haven't heard the song, but I found the restaurant's Facebook page. Their mascot is a dick with a face and two legs? I'd buy dinner there.

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Freakzilla wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Big Dick's Halfway Inn
Classic

That is good.

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Is that the one next to the Cheesecock Factory? This is off-topic...

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inhuien wrote:Like a dick shaped cake, this'll be cuming soon.

Cumgratulations. I like how you worked that in.

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Thank you, Joseph!

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They should've told her to stop moving around, or at least given her a stool that doesn't swivel.

And it doesn't work at all to have her always on screen, superimposed over the information, rocking from side to side.

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Yeah, I bet I would like In Bruges. Will do.

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Maybe you guys want to take a look at some of his recent films. He's come a looooong way. Actually, it's not that I think he's a bad actor. He's been in some interesting films and worked with amazing directors. The thing is, I just don't like to watch him. I mean, looking back on his IMDb page, he'...

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SandChigger wrote: (Colin Farrell? )

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omphalos wrote:What's wrong with Colin Farrell?

Sorry, in this debate, I'm on the side of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm going to change mine, both here and on Jacurutu. Haven't been asked to identify any kittens.

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We're much more cinematic writers...

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The guy who made this brought the movie to Columbia and presented it. The best part of it is the advertisements for things like "Darkie" toothpaste, which are actually real modern day products. I can't remember much else of it :obscene-drinkingdrunk: :teasing-smokingcrack: , except that it...

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My guess is that it's something FH might have jotted down in notes but never used; a reference to the JFK line, before it became the meme that it is today, below average in the scope of FH ideas... OR ...it's one of the best fucking ideas KJA and BH have come up with, so they had to use it in two di...

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Arrakis: Men saw great danger there, and great opportunity. —PRINCESS IRULAN, in Paul of Dune Arrakis: Men saw great danger there, and great opportunity. —the PRINCESS IRULAN, entry in Paul of Dune I blogged about the one in PoD , about the epigraph being self-referential, but evidently had forgott...

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Now i need no longer move from the comfort of my bed. Hellooooo, Jabba-the-Hutness! You shall gain insight into the mind of Jabecca, who keeps three buckets by the bed: one for feces and urine, one for vomitus, and one full of cream puffs. You will also need to find a Kevin to tend to the buckets a...

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I celebrate Vaginismus, whenever I can. Merry Christmas everyone.

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Don't do it, it would be a stain on an otherwise prestigious career. Is that... hair gel?

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Japanese erotica is just too weird for me.

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Not a chance in hell.

The least Byron can do, though, is respond. I mean, come on, man.

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In Hollywood, a lot of people have awkwardly fumbled around with Dick. Many screenwriters, after failed attempts at adaptation, have said of Dick: "I just couldn't lick it."

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I think it looks pretty cool, although I do feel like I'm supposed to be more excited about it than I actually am. I'm also prepared for it to surprise me.

Jeff Bridges is awesome. (EDIT: I'm about a thousand times more excited to see him in True Grit, though, than I am about this one).

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SandChigger wrote:Meh. If it's going to be more of the same sanctimonious bullshit, I'll pass.

It's such an old-fashioned movie...

A Thing of Eternity wrote:I'll just turn off the audio and listen to some Pink Floyd or something, maybe buy some mushrooms.

...but that is probably a very good idea.

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I have extremely sporadic television watching habits, and tend to catch up with four years of a series by watching all of the DVD's in the course of a month. So, I was late coming to BSG, but when I finally caught up to it just before the last year, it blew me away (and I realize I'm obviously I'm n...

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That is going to be amazing. I went to the EMP in '05 when they had a huge Bob Dylan exhibit, and also visited the Sci-Fi side of it.

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That sounds really good. Thanks!

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I just remember not liking Road to Dune, and I do know that the main problem I had with it was the House Hoskanner thing written by KJA and BH. I think I'm definitely getting things mixed up. I thought there were alternate drafts that present a slightly different story than the one that was publishe...

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IIRC his exact words were, "If it's worth reading we put it in RtD". I don't remember being too crazy about any of the alternate drafts that were in RtD, to be perfectly honest. Even with the FH stuff that was good, I couldn't help thinking "There's a reason this only made it to the ...

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I'm agnostic, and what you're saying makes sense to me. I guess when I think of a person who declares themselves to be Atheist I think of Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens, and definitely don't think of a person who talks freely about channeling their relatives. But it's all good.

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Does being an athiest mean non-belief in all things supernatural? I thought it meant you didn't believe in God. :? To me, it's pretty weird to claim to be an atheist, but say you believe in guardian angels and ghosts. I'm sure there are belief systems that claim to be atheist, but also accept paran...

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I am certain that she guided me to meet Kevin J. Anderson in 1997 :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :r...

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I feel a blaze of glory coming... Awesome. Douse the truck in gasoline. It's only in one instance so far but Byron says the boxes contained two floppies, a secret number of pages labeled Dune 7, and recipies. It's easy to dismiss the recipies till you see the KJA quote calling the notes and outline...

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I'd already had an idea that I thought was too good to use in a Star Wars novel. And he wonders why fans hate him. That character started out as part of a charity auction where two people in the audience, namely David and Linda Lotze, won a bid to get their name mentioned in one of my books. Hack. ...

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Freakzilla wrote:
SandRider wrote:huh ... I thought the unnecessary, stupid, pornographic violence was what made it YA ...
Good point.

Yeah, I guess that's true. Nebiros was right. Society is devolving!

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Nekhrun wrote: No Young Adult novels are as shit at McDune.

Very true, especially considering that all the unnecessary, stupid, pornographic violence makes it inappropriate for Young Adult fiction.

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Nekhrun wrote:
TheDukester wrote:
SoucheNozzle wrote:Have you read "Dune Encyclopedia" by Dr. Willis E. McNelly? What do you think of it?
No, I haven't read it.
Horse. SHIT.
He just read it since that interview and now confuses it with GEoD, remember?

That was awesome. They're SO busted for getting ideas from the DE.

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Maybe there could be Young Adult

Could be Young Adult? All of that shit is Young Adult.

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SandRider wrote:I guess, there's mud on the stairs, all the beer's gone,
and the dog's pregnant ...

Brian relapsed.

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BH: I have 50 or 60 pages single spaced just on the Bene Gesserit sisterhood. WHOA , SINGLE -SPACED!?!?!? :o I bet that's a fascinating document, full of piercing insight. :roll: And I just noticed this from Sev's signature: It was early 1974 before I made any attempt to read Dune. After forty page...

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Eyes High wrote:It was funny

Funny goes a long way. And I like Josh Brolin.

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Grace Parks is sexy. The only part of Transformers I've ever seen is the infamous Megan Fox looking under the hood of the car shot, and it almost made me want to watch the movie, despite my feelings abour Michael Bay.

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Yeah, she's not typically competing with Meryl Streep for roles.

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Megan Fox still can't act. Like anybody cares. :roll: There are lots of hotter actresses who actually can act, so I think this is a legitimate criticism. Alicia Witt, Natalie Portman, Scarlet Johannsen, Tom Hardy, all hotter than Megan Fox, all better actresses. So, Jonah Hex is just not worth seei...

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If you wanted to make a movie about naval warfare, why would you base it on one of the major naval battles? If you want to make a great war movie - you should adapt the board game "Risk." After seeing Inception, I would like to adapt "Jenga."

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I can that someone would use something to justify making a movie with big naval battles in it, but I don't understand using the game "Battleship" as the justification for the battle scenes.

Peter Berg is going to end up with the stupidest body of work in the history of cinema.

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Freakzilla wrote:LET DESE PEOPLE HAVE AYA!

So awesome.

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Total Recall is my favorite Arnold movie, and I can't imagine it without him. It sounds like a bad idea to me, who's gonna say "Two weeeks" and "Get yo ass to Mahs?" I guess it's also possible that they could make something completely different out of the book, but it shouldn't b...

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